An election worker in Russia places balloons in front of a camera before they begin ballot counting.
The cat knocked my daughter’s fish bowl off the dresser.
The Cafe at my closest beach gives free drinks to people who collect a bucket of litter from the beach
TIL an IKEA in the Netherlands had to cancel their 1 euro breakfast special because it attracted too many customers and caused traffic jams on the highway.
Stephen Hawking leaves behind 'breathtaking' final multiverse theory - A final theory explaining how mankind might detect parallel universes was completed by Stephen Hawking shortly before he died, it has emerged.
The United States spent approximately twice as much as other high-income countries on medical care, yet utilization rates were largely similar to those in other nations. Prices of labor and goods, including pharmaceuticals and devices, and administrative costs appeared to be main drivers - JAMA
T’Challa better be taking notes ??
Just one light away from perfection
Fortune cookies not fucking around in 2018
Dog has a condition that makes it hard to get food down so he eats in a special high chair.
“ I can’t believe it! I’m on the cover of a magazine!” [Image]
Black kitty magic
Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick's Day the way candy is after Valentine's Day.
Putin secures fourth term as Russian leader with at least 73.9% of vote, exit polls say - a bigger win than in 2012
Another six years of this classic image.
um yeah, sure i'll catch you..
Oddly specific shirt
If a stranger sleeps on you in a train, you are within your right to sexually assault them.
Hold My Cosmo while I practice my hurdling.
My cake...a shiny donut ring.
Best Hot Dogs in Philadelphia
Male contraceptive pill is safe to use and does not harm sex drive, first clinical trial finds
How to keep your pupper from escaping
Pet Therapy
Honduran White Bats (Ectophylla alba) save themselves a great deal of energy by converting large leaves into tents. Their energy expenditure may increase up to 50% when roosting under an unmodified leaf.
Hotel elevator fails just as a cleaning lady is exiting
LPT: If there is a persistent foul smell in your kitchen that remains after you've seemingly cleaned everything, check the filter to the fan above your stove. This is meant to funnel most fumes to an outside vent, but like any filter it can get saturated over time.
?? sealed with a kiss ??
The Last Shawarma (By BossLogic)
Not from facebook, but.... "NEXT!!!"
Next time nay do a runner
Using a car window as a mirror
When I was asked how my Saint Patricks day party went
"The gang wants to play games together"
My Grandpa, circa 1950, with his pet raccoon, Stinky
Here ya go
Cheating cat
Dad saves fur baby from the cliff.
Surely running into this wall will convince my girlfriend to stay with me
249 ThatOneThingOnce Also, fun fact: Rex Tillerson currently holds [the record for shortest total time serving as a first term Secretary of State (who was fired)]( (Not to be confused with shortest tenure, where you have to go back to 1881 to find that James Blaine served as SOS for only 9 months under Garfield. Blaine, however, was reappointed to the SOS position under Harrison and served for three additional years.) Edit: Since my writing, the article I linked was updated. Blaine was not the shortest tenure, but rather Elihu Washburne, who serve for 11 days.
1202 JevvyMedia I was literally just about to post this lol. I would also like to add this: [John Kelly "signed off on a plan to replace Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State back in October-November of 2017… The breaking point appears to be President Trump's surprise announcement last week that he was willing to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.” @MajorCBS says]( He literally does everything he denies once people forget he denied it.
1796 NotFooledbyFools #Context: [Trump just fired Tillerson](; not sure if it was because [Tillerson condemned Trump's boss]( or not. Hey Rex, no reason to hold back now; let's hear you call Trump a "fucking moron!" edit: additional context [Pres Trump just told reporters he'd been talking about replacing Tilllerson for a long time. Says they disagreed on things - cites the Iran nuke deal as an issue of disagreement. Says we were not really thinking the same. Says more in line with Pompeo's thinking.]( credit to u/LuchiniPouring for the find.
2783 TeslaStrike What a bloody clown fiesta current politics are.
6894 cltlz3n > I call the final shots Literally the most insecure man on earth. So much weakness.
723 ApathyJacks >America is highly respected again! C I T A T I O N E E D E D
106 bad__movie__fan We all know that after 15 minutes have passed anything Trump has said is now null and void so this comment shouldn't surprise anyone.
1329 LinkFrost First off, Trump is a fucking moron. Second, goddamn does the failing New York Times have great informants or what? November 30: And don’t forget that Tillerson first threatened to resign after that weird speech Trump gave in front of the Boy Scouts way back in July 2017. Just a few months later, Trump said that he and Tillerson should compare IQ test results. Well, I guess the results came in, and Trump didn’t like them.
506 Toronto_man The White House reminds me of a company i worked for. Good boss gets taken away after a buy out. We get a new shitty boss, he hires some idiot friends, people keep getting fired, clients calling and e-mailing asking why it's such a shit show and if anyone even works there anymore, then the company fails completely.
317 fritzvonamerika To be fair, Tillerson lasted for another ~16 Mooches which is decades in Trumpland.
62 DukeDimanche Our country could not be any less respected than it has been the past 14 months.
64 Davidjhyatt I imagine the house intel committee's sudden announcement of 'no collusion' findings was a total coincidence! /s^obviously
52 scUbast2ve He wasn't lying about "calling the final shots". Who's next? Actually, better yet, who's left?
49 TheOriginalSamBell >America is highly respected again! wut 🤣🤣🤣
97 InvaderDem > America is highly respected again! Fake news.