Score
Title
10553
Less 'rip and tear', more 'post and snark'...
14924
Heavy rain leaves trail under cristaline water and creates a rare and beautiful scenery
56739
TIL that comedian Ryan Stiles from Whose Line is it Anyway? has been a frequent fund raiser for children with burn injuries, raising over $500,000 for the Burned Children Recovery Center since 2009, helping the foundation to recover from the economy crash of 2008.
18201
All grown up??
24032
Modern Warfare 2
10923
The worst feel.
30025
Shocking Artistry...
5135
House Democrats Join Everyone Else in Letting Equifax Off Easy for Catastrophic Hack
17580
Playful passenger pups
13503
Today is the eighty-first birthday of Harald V, king of Norway. Here's a joke he made on national television a few years ago. The lady is his wife, the queen of Norway
20582
BREAKING: Linda Belcher (D) flips red Kentucky State House seat that gave Trump 72%
17448
Planned this outfit days in advance
13049
Woof_irl
59833
North Korean speed skater tries to trip Japanese opponent
14351
Cop received 1 day suspension after he dragged woman down stairs by her hair while punching her face and calling her a f*cking b*tch. Now entire neighborhoods have come forward to describe how that cop and his squad terrorize the community.
24993
Paramount Drops 'Transformers 6' from its Slate
39820
Perfect
13580
Turtle stampede
6167
My dad, 1993, rocking a shiner he got during an amateur basketball game the day before I was born.
46289
Fixing the table corner
50511
Took this with my phone through my windshield while stopped at a light.
4685
This guy deserves a standing ovation.
4177
"I'll just ignore them..."
11772
RIP Peter Wang. All of these folks showed up to honor an American hero.
12374
Helping zoomies
17842
LPT: A hose on the tailpipe can direct soothing carbon monoxide back into the car cabin to help your kids get a nice long nap!
36900
Cole Sprouse Twitter
41211
MRW another white person walks into the Theatre to watch Black Panther.
37748
Teen arrested for making threats against school, AR-15 found in home
8898
When objects fight back
9034
By chance, I paused at the right time. This is when lighting strikes as Katara confronts her mother’s killer. What a powerful moment.
23546
At the end of Captain America: Civil War, the only marks on Cap's shield are from Black Panther's claws, since both are made of vibranium.
27618
When I see people complain there are 'too many reposts'...
4639
Wholesome reminder to relax a little!
10794
Magic
37034
This was removed from r/technology just after it hit the front page. Can we get it back there? Ajit Pai killed net neutrality. Let's pass the CRA and give him the worst day of his political career.
5299
Luck of the Fryrish
6559
Just a delicate little shift
5633
My son waiting patiently for his checkup
12459
My local supermarket stocks the Raspberry Pi magazines in the cooking section
1799 anglis84 Princess Bride. Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.  Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.  Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.  Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.  Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.  [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]  Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD! 
878 great9rejects Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
1398 AphoticAmaranth Hitler in "Der Untergang", when he learns that defeat is imminent. Many parodies have been made based on that one rant.
930 the_settlements It would have to be the rant done by the peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Much better to be watched rather than copying and pasting all the quotes. https://youtu.be/JvKIWjnEPNY
661 [deleted] Kid: Hey, who do you think you are, huh? Hub: I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY! Secondhand Lions is awesome.
2334 Megmca You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together... And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". -[Brick Top](https://youtu.be/QGsQ2gPzAf4), Snatch.
6337 thxxx1337 You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
3248 Minime0601 Fullmetal jacket starting sequence. I absolutely loved that drill sergeant
2724 winemominthemaking “Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we were OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a TUNA sandwich. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do ya know what tuna is??????” “Uh, fish...?” “IT’S FISH!!! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an ABOMINATION! I’m late cuz I had to go to the store, get peanut butter, cuz all we had is - is STINKING TUNA!”
4166 [deleted] [removed]
13442 theAtheistAxolotl Agent K, Men in Black. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." Edit - as several of you have already said, the quote is not historically accurate. I know. It's still a good rant, imo.
1803 0 anglis84 Princess Bride. Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.  Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.  Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.  Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.  Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.  [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]  Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD! 
883 0 great9rejects Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
1391 0 AphoticAmaranth Hitler in "Der Untergang", when he learns that defeat is imminent. Many parodies have been made based on that one rant.
927 0 the_settlements It would have to be the rant done by the peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Much better to be watched rather than copying and pasting all the quotes. https://youtu.be/JvKIWjnEPNY
662 0 [deleted] Kid: Hey, who do you think you are, huh? Hub: I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY! Secondhand Lions is awesome.
2330 0 Megmca You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together... And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". -[Brick Top](https://youtu.be/QGsQ2gPzAf4), Snatch.
6342 0 thxxx1337 You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
3258 0 Minime0601 Fullmetal jacket starting sequence. I absolutely loved that drill sergeant
2723 0 winemominthemaking “Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we were OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a TUNA sandwich. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do ya know what tuna is??????” “Uh, fish...?” “IT’S FISH!!! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an ABOMINATION! I’m late cuz I had to go to the store, get peanut butter, cuz all we had is - is STINKING TUNA!”
4163 0 [deleted] [removed]
13440 0 theAtheistAxolotl Agent K, Men in Black. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." Edit - as several of you have already said, the quote is not historically accurate. I know. It's still a good rant, imo.