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Title
9790
[Image] You still have time
58440
Eminem celebrated 10 years of sobriety yesterday.
39881
How to hold an N64 controller
22970
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand
17934
TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.
38612
Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.
10926
Only one way down
9681
How to teach your kids to toughen up
12882
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot
14447
Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
23058
Give her to me!
28191
Donald Trump playing golf in his own club. West Palm Beach, Florida, 2010.
19104
So that's how Chocolate Labs are made.
15566
Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."
8746
The Fortnite Foodchain
27035
We . . . may have made a terrible mistake
18735
New CPR device
10757
For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
57305
Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety
3217
For every Upvote, I’m planting a tree :)
7542
Accurate enough
4613
So sweet....
15196
?? This 125+ Year Old Rhododendron “Tree” In Canada looks like it's covered in bloody flames! ??
3827
me_irl
10113
Alberta woman 1st adult in Canada to be 'cured' of sickle cell anemia through stem cell transplant
6908
Two whales seek revenge.
46683
Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate
3755
This Randy Marsh tattoo
2916
What my sister asked for vs what the salon did vs what my mom did after the salon disaster
36132
This statue looks like it continues on forever.
5262
Zoe Saldana shared a bomb Avengers selfie!
18775
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
10347
Earth Day
44886
"Let's make the opposite of a fun roller coaster"
6199
ITS HAPPENING
13300
Hit and run
34296
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.
3286
Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?
4733
Here’s my completed project car. 1969 Mustang
26167
The Rock Drops Big Surprise on High School Student Who Asked Him to Prom
3154 beeptester Dudes who put their SO down around friends or family to get a cheap laugh, be it about weight or appearance or sexual innuendo or whatever knowing full well how uncomfortable it makes them feel and everyone else in the room for that matter. Don't be a cunt fuckhead.
4062 theincrediblenick After playing an all-night session of card games in a pub, I was walking back to a guys house who was giving me a lift home and we got to chatting. He mentioned his girlfriend, and that he was only with her until he met someone better; he then introduced me to his girlfriend when we got to his place, and she was absolutely lovely. She was really friendly, and thoughtful, and I just found myself with absolutely no respect for the guy for being such a douche.
13675 Tog_the_destroyer When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid
6308 danieljay691 Caught up with a high school friend one day for about 3 minutes before he bragged about beating his girlfriend and punching his sister before his sister was able to peppers pray him. He was arrested. Released 2 days later and arrested 5 hours later for dui. Released again the next morning and back in jail before the end of the day for threatening to kill his ex girlfriend. Uh, yeah. I don't want someone like that near me or my wife and daughter
4124 Greenwoodstreet Guys who think housework and cleaning and being there emotionally for his kids is gay
10776 gregzillaf When they try too hard to get attention. Examples would be like guys who post things on facebook like >"I just saw a woman trying to carry her groceries and so I helped her. #JustANormalDayForMe @Sally @Jessica @Jamie @Amber (proceeds to tag like 20 women)
11955 RosyGlow Overtly Masculine Tough-Guy Take-No-Shit If-You-Make-Eye-Contact-I'll-Ask-You-If-You-Wanna-Fight Attitude
11876 therealronjeremy69 1 uppers.
20197 nightandshade Real meanness, the kind intended to harm.
4606 ConradtheMagnificent A literal inability to shrug anything off. I've met some dudes who would not take anything from anybody and always had to have the last word. A secure man doesn't have to assert himself and have the last God damn word at every. Fucking. Point. In. His. Life. He is comfortable in his opinion and his knowledge of things, and accepts there are some things he does not know. Lacking these traits is a mark of insecurity, and while I wish the best for insecure men, if they manifest it like that I can only lose respect for them.
24361 JimmySmart Bragging or dishonesty. They are usually done together so easy to weed those people out.
46669 lennyfoulds Guys who dish it out, but then get all pissy when they get made fun of.
19620 ThreeSwings Doesn't nod head back.
3153 0 beeptester Dudes who put their SO down around friends or family to get a cheap laugh, be it about weight or appearance or sexual innuendo or whatever knowing full well how uncomfortable it makes them feel and everyone else in the room for that matter. Don't be a cunt fuckhead.
4067 0 theincrediblenick After playing an all-night session of card games in a pub, I was walking back to a guys house who was giving me a lift home and we got to chatting. He mentioned his girlfriend, and that he was only with her until he met someone better; he then introduced me to his girlfriend when we got to his place, and she was absolutely lovely. She was really friendly, and thoughtful, and I just found myself with absolutely no respect for the guy for being such a douche.
13679 0 Tog_the_destroyer When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid
6297 0 danieljay691 Caught up with a high school friend one day for about 3 minutes before he bragged about beating his girlfriend and punching his sister before his sister was able to peppers pray him. He was arrested. Released 2 days later and arrested 5 hours later for dui. Released again the next morning and back in jail before the end of the day for threatening to kill his ex girlfriend. Uh, yeah. I don't want someone like that near me or my wife and daughter
4123 0 Greenwoodstreet Guys who think housework and cleaning and being there emotionally for his kids is gay
10769 0 gregzillaf When they try too hard to get attention. Examples would be like guys who post things on facebook like >"I just saw a woman trying to carry her groceries and so I helped her. #JustANormalDayForMe @Sally @Jessica @Jamie @Amber (proceeds to tag like 20 women)
11954 0 RosyGlow Overtly Masculine Tough-Guy Take-No-Shit If-You-Make-Eye-Contact-I'll-Ask-You-If-You-Wanna-Fight Attitude
11873 0 therealronjeremy69 1 uppers.
20203 0 nightandshade Real meanness, the kind intended to harm.
4610 0 ConradtheMagnificent A literal inability to shrug anything off. I've met some dudes who would not take anything from anybody and always had to have the last word. A secure man doesn't have to assert himself and have the last God damn word at every. Fucking. Point. In. His. Life. He is comfortable in his opinion and his knowledge of things, and accepts there are some things he does not know. Lacking these traits is a mark of insecurity, and while I wish the best for insecure men, if they manifest it like that I can only lose respect for them.
24355 0 JimmySmart Bragging or dishonesty. They are usually done together so easy to weed those people out.
46676 0 lennyfoulds Guys who dish it out, but then get all pissy when they get made fun of.
19625 0 ThreeSwings Doesn't nod head back.