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Title
36547
MRW I'm in line at a busy Subway and the guy in front of me orders 8 subs, all toasted.
63412
The Paramount Pictures logo on the day it was originally painted. [1965]
5872
Fuck it, Blake Bortles upvote party
43252
TIL Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet pledged their financial support the last living Titanic survivor, Millvinia Dean, after it was reported that she’d been forced to sell her mementos from the wreck to pay for nursing home bills.
39384
China says shutdown shows U.S. democracy chaotic and chronically flawed
6209
Economics 101
13732
Creepy fin whale carcass
31312
How do you prevent US citizens from immigrating to the US?
44779
I ghosted my boyfriend of 5 years.
21584
Mhm
15392
2meirl4meirl
57285
Wait for it
11880
Gun safety
13284
Someone used my credit card and ordered two 256gb iPhone X's to my house.
38824
Hello. I want to be the best tip bot on Reddit, but I need Karma to get past Reddit's Api limits. Help me /r/Garlicoin. You are my only hope.
37911
Hexagonal paper for drawing organic compounds
14386
A lovely pregnancy announcement .
5467
When someone wonders how a sub under 450k subscribers can constantly be on the front page
20785
Well that elevated quickly
135098
Fighting litter with crows
16739
Apache Pilots Marry at West Point
13948
Flipbook in a flipbook
46119
The F fell off my Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I drive a Ford Fiesta Lame.
43489
She is a Horrible Sister
25563
I can’t stop watching this. VR guitar hero but with lightsabres
11878
grandson on ken m
3356
Pemdas
3691
The REAL gay agenda
15248
The exact moment Harrison Ford accidentally punched Ryan Gosling on the set of Blade Runner 2049
25702
The difference between WW1 and WWII
14702
hmmm
11963
What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
10277
Does my barrel pond count?
20774
Could you have picked a more expensive vehicle to get into an accident with
7476
Deer with amazing antlers walking through water ??
20625
I converted my carpet stairs to hardwood
15615
Yeah, I’ve just been on a hold for like, a really long time.
7811
This golf course where lightning struck
6661
Don’t be a jerk who takes the mini figures out of the package then returns it. I don’t like you.
1876
r/NFL during the 4th quarter
3096 beeptester Dudes who put their SO down around friends or family to get a cheap laugh, be it about weight or appearance or sexual innuendo or whatever knowing full well how uncomfortable it makes them feel and everyone else in the room for that matter. Don't be a cunt fuckhead.
4016 theincrediblenick After playing an all-night session of card games in a pub, I was walking back to a guys house who was giving me a lift home and we got to chatting. He mentioned his girlfriend, and that he was only with her until he met someone better; he then introduced me to his girlfriend when we got to his place, and she was absolutely lovely. She was really friendly, and thoughtful, and I just found myself with absolutely no respect for the guy for being such a douche.
13642 Tog_the_destroyer When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid
6268 danieljay691 Caught up with a high school friend one day for about 3 minutes before he bragged about beating his girlfriend and punching his sister before his sister was able to peppers pray him. He was arrested. Released 2 days later and arrested 5 hours later for dui. Released again the next morning and back in jail before the end of the day for threatening to kill his ex girlfriend. Uh, yeah. I don't want someone like that near me or my wife and daughter
4076 Greenwoodstreet Guys who think housework and cleaning and being there emotionally for his kids is gay
10750 gregzillaf When they try too hard to get attention. Examples would be like guys who post things on facebook like >"I just saw a woman trying to carry her groceries and so I helped her. #JustANormalDayForMe @Sally @Jessica @Jamie @Amber (proceeds to tag like 20 women)
11918 RosyGlow Overtly Masculine Tough-Guy Take-No-Shit If-You-Make-Eye-Contact-I'll-Ask-You-If-You-Wanna-Fight Attitude
11851 therealronjeremy69 1 uppers.
20182 nightandshade Real meanness, the kind intended to harm.
4597 ConradtheMagnificent A literal inability to shrug anything off. I've met some dudes who would not take anything from anybody and always had to have the last word. A secure man doesn't have to assert himself and have the last God damn word at every. Fucking. Point. In. His. Life. He is comfortable in his opinion and his knowledge of things, and accepts there are some things he does not know. Lacking these traits is a mark of insecurity, and while I wish the best for insecure men, if they manifest it like that I can only lose respect for them.
24344 JimmySmart Bragging or dishonesty. They are usually done together so easy to weed those people out.
46643 lennyfoulds Guys who dish it out, but then get all pissy when they get made fun of.
26189 jalepenocheesesticks Playing pool one night with my buds, random guy was leaning on our table with his fingers over the edge onto the table. I was lining up a shot but didn’t want to hit his fingers so I politely told him his fingers are about to get hit by a ball. The guy LOST HIS SHIT and made a huge scene. Yeah, that kind of shit.
3097 0 beeptester Dudes who put their SO down around friends or family to get a cheap laugh, be it about weight or appearance or sexual innuendo or whatever knowing full well how uncomfortable it makes them feel and everyone else in the room for that matter. Don't be a cunt fuckhead.
4017 0 theincrediblenick After playing an all-night session of card games in a pub, I was walking back to a guys house who was giving me a lift home and we got to chatting. He mentioned his girlfriend, and that he was only with her until he met someone better; he then introduced me to his girlfriend when we got to his place, and she was absolutely lovely. She was really friendly, and thoughtful, and I just found myself with absolutely no respect for the guy for being such a douche.
13636 0 Tog_the_destroyer When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid
6275 0 danieljay691 Caught up with a high school friend one day for about 3 minutes before he bragged about beating his girlfriend and punching his sister before his sister was able to peppers pray him. He was arrested. Released 2 days later and arrested 5 hours later for dui. Released again the next morning and back in jail before the end of the day for threatening to kill his ex girlfriend. Uh, yeah. I don't want someone like that near me or my wife and daughter
4080 0 Greenwoodstreet Guys who think housework and cleaning and being there emotionally for his kids is gay
10750 0 gregzillaf When they try too hard to get attention. Examples would be like guys who post things on facebook like >"I just saw a woman trying to carry her groceries and so I helped her. #JustANormalDayForMe @Sally @Jessica @Jamie @Amber (proceeds to tag like 20 women)
11913 0 RosyGlow Overtly Masculine Tough-Guy Take-No-Shit If-You-Make-Eye-Contact-I'll-Ask-You-If-You-Wanna-Fight Attitude
11846 0 therealronjeremy69 1 uppers.
20175 0 nightandshade Real meanness, the kind intended to harm.
4598 0 ConradtheMagnificent A literal inability to shrug anything off. I've met some dudes who would not take anything from anybody and always had to have the last word. A secure man doesn't have to assert himself and have the last God damn word at every. Fucking. Point. In. His. Life. He is comfortable in his opinion and his knowledge of things, and accepts there are some things he does not know. Lacking these traits is a mark of insecurity, and while I wish the best for insecure men, if they manifest it like that I can only lose respect for them.
24342 0 JimmySmart Bragging or dishonesty. They are usually done together so easy to weed those people out.
46642 0 lennyfoulds Guys who dish it out, but then get all pissy when they get made fun of.
26192 0 jalepenocheesesticks Playing pool one night with my buds, random guy was leaning on our table with his fingers over the edge onto the table. I was lining up a shot but didn’t want to hit his fingers so I politely told him his fingers are about to get hit by a ball. The guy LOST HIS SHIT and made a huge scene. Yeah, that kind of shit.