Score
Title
8809
Live and Learn.
5920
Weeeeeeee!
4232
REAL Screenshot from Hawaii Warning System (ACTUAL!)
17109
[Homemade] Baklava
16888
What Mormon Missionaries Talk About Before You Answer The Door
31751
NYPD Union Sues To Stop Release Of All Bodycam Footage Because It Violates Officers’ Civil Rights
8759
When you make your first GIF on Reddit
3601
Italian sculptor Giovanni Strazza's "The Veiled Virgin".
6874
Pangolin tongue
8926
Hi there
35552
Hockey Training for 9 Year Olds in Russia
140106
I'm that sibling
5659
One of the funniest bios I've seen in a while.
55237
Photo I took of the Charles River looks like two different pictures
2452
MRW the girl I'm texting suddenly says "I want to sit on your face."
8273
*everyone* loves a pupper
2183
Delta's app store description seems appropriate today.
10740
"King", Colored Pencil on Paper, 7x7"
7612
Grandma made a Facebook, set this as her profile picture
70243
Never forget this shot.
30299
The Senate’s push to overrule the FCC on net neutrality now has 50 votes
39046
TIL that Glenn Shadix, the actor who played Otho in Beetlejuice, was subjected to “ex gay” electrical shock treatments when he came out to his parent. When this failed to change his orientation, he attempted suicide and survived a 3 day coma. After the incident, his parents accept ed his sexuality.
12371
these words still haunt me today.
45035
China builds ‘world’s biggest air purifier’ - a 328 feet-high tower that has helped reduce smog levels over an area of 3.86 square miles
2978
When you don’t have enough money, but you have legos
6864
I can not recommend FreeCodeCamp more. How the hell is that free?
7898
Curly hair doesn’t ‘feather’ like Farrah’s did. Also I miss that neck. Ahh the early 80s...
85644
"Wiis are for casual gamers"
10836
How to eradicate the squirrel population through cyber bullying
2430
Rock band playing outside of H.S. for a film festival. Hotdogs were being grilled, and I felt a number of wieners hit my body. Photo captures evidence (2004)
25438
Gonna Do A Backflip In This Moving Elevator, WCGW?
16964
Iceland has become the first major retailer to commit to eliminate plastic packaging for all own brand products within five years to help end the "scourge" of plastic pollution. The retailer said it would be replacing plastic with packaging including paper and pulp trays and paper bags.
30476
Balloon eats baseball bat
1316
A quick recap
57940
"Based on a true story" movies are all part of the same series.
11618
Italian Tide Pods
16865
LPT: If you're nervous about asking your boss/potential employer about raises/salary, don't think of them as authority figures you hope will be more generous, think of them as customers who are buying your time.
15786
Camel haircut
2034
My friend walked by this neon sign in little siberian city and accidentally police guard went to call making perfect cyberpunk aesthetic
32966
‘Paddington 2’ is the Fourth Film to Score 100% on Rotten Tomatoes With Over 100 Reviews
3665 drfarren "Fantasy Football for people who like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter"
2896 FenrisFrost >You guys. I was, in fact, a party girl. But in this case party referred to me being an elven assassin in league with two dwarven kings and a half orc monk who was bffs with mother fuckin Bahamut. This was just a great line right here. I kind of imagined you saying it on the stand in a courtroom, it just added to it. In all seriousness, a t-shirt that says "Party Girl" with the outlines of D&D characters on it is a merchandising opportunity.
6284 psylentrob Wait, you're saying that were not supposed to go out and kill people? So I've been playing wrong all this time?!?
2479 Drxero1xero You may have got better terms if you convinced the lawyer you were part of an evil cult... - professional courtesy and all that. (ex lawyer)
1398 OvercaffeinateMe OMG lady, I feel you. I too engaged in a painful, drawn-out custody battle with an abusive ex-husband, and here are the things I had to prove to my lawyer based on bullshit my ex said about me: 1) That knitting is not an addiction, and that in no way have I been such a voracious knitter that my children have gone unfed or unwashed. 2) That the fan fiction I wrote BEFORE HE AND I HAD GOTTEN MARRIED TEN YEARS PRIOR was not erotic in any way (I had to send her copies where I could find them). 3) That my close friend who lived on the other side of the world was not my secret boyfriend (I had to send her conversations he and I had had about his girlfriend). 4) That my interest in video games was comparatively casual and did not in any way demonstrate an unwillingness to be irresponsible with money (I had to send her bank records with all video game purchases highlighted). 5) That posting memes on Facebook was not “code” for my supposed lying, cheating, betraying ways. Lawyers have to know every damn thing because they don’t want to be surprised. She clearly knows jack about D&D and has to assume the judge doesn’t either, meaning she has to reassure the judge that you are not in a devil-worshipping cult. 😂
311 JamesNinelives > We got a ride from our DMs Dad like we were 14. The rest of your story aside, I find this detail adorable \^\^.
929 maybeaniphoneuser Weird. In my experience, lawyers make EXCELLENT D&D players. Same with Magic the Gathering, it's a rules game, and lawyers love rules.
152 zubalove Like anyone needs a 20-sided die to worship Satan.
247 hardy_and_free I hope your lawyer asks equally absurd questions regarding your ex's video gaming. "You play a lot of first person shooters. How do I know you're not out actually killing others?"
311 throwawaywork11 This is why when I discuss playing with anyone I don't know well enough I just say "I am playing board games".
105 tsularesque The only murdering I do at D&D is brutally wiping out my PCs' dreams.
3661 0 drfarren "Fantasy Football for people who like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter"
2893 0 FenrisFrost >You guys. I was, in fact, a party girl. But in this case party referred to me being an elven assassin in league with two dwarven kings and a half orc monk who was bffs with mother fuckin Bahamut. This was just a great line right here. I kind of imagined you saying it on the stand in a courtroom, it just added to it. In all seriousness, a t-shirt that says "Party Girl" with the outlines of D&D characters on it is a merchandising opportunity.
6279 0 psylentrob Wait, you're saying that were not supposed to go out and kill people? So I've been playing wrong all this time?!?
2473 0 Drxero1xero You may have got better terms if you convinced the lawyer you were part of an evil cult... - professional courtesy and all that. (ex lawyer)
1395 0 OvercaffeinateMe OMG lady, I feel you. I too engaged in a painful, drawn-out custody battle with an abusive ex-husband, and here are the things I had to prove to my lawyer based on bullshit my ex said about me: 1) That knitting is not an addiction, and that in no way have I been such a voracious knitter that my children have gone unfed or unwashed. 2) That the fan fiction I wrote BEFORE HE AND I HAD GOTTEN MARRIED TEN YEARS PRIOR was not erotic in any way (I had to send her copies where I could find them). 3) That my close friend who lived on the other side of the world was not my secret boyfriend (I had to send her conversations he and I had had about his girlfriend). 4) That my interest in video games was comparatively casual and did not in any way demonstrate an unwillingness to be irresponsible with money (I had to send her bank records with all video game purchases highlighted). 5) That posting memes on Facebook was not “code” for my supposed lying, cheating, betraying ways. Lawyers have to know every damn thing because they don’t want to be surprised. She clearly knows jack about D&D and has to assume the judge doesn’t either, meaning she has to reassure the judge that you are not in a devil-worshipping cult. 😂
310 0 JamesNinelives > We got a ride from our DMs Dad like we were 14. The rest of your story aside, I find this detail adorable \^\^.
928 0 maybeaniphoneuser Weird. In my experience, lawyers make EXCELLENT D&D players. Same with Magic the Gathering, it's a rules game, and lawyers love rules.
152 0 zubalove Like anyone needs a 20-sided die to worship Satan.
247 0 hardy_and_free I hope your lawyer asks equally absurd questions regarding your ex's video gaming. "You play a lot of first person shooters. How do I know you're not out actually killing others?"
314 0 throwawaywork11 This is why when I discuss playing with anyone I don't know well enough I just say "I am playing board games".
106 0 tsularesque The only murdering I do at D&D is brutally wiping out my PCs' dreams.