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Title
36547
MRW I'm in line at a busy Subway and the guy in front of me orders 8 subs, all toasted.
63412
The Paramount Pictures logo on the day it was originally painted. [1965]
5872
Fuck it, Blake Bortles upvote party
43252
TIL Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet pledged their financial support the last living Titanic survivor, Millvinia Dean, after it was reported that she’d been forced to sell her mementos from the wreck to pay for nursing home bills.
39384
China says shutdown shows U.S. democracy chaotic and chronically flawed
6209
Economics 101
13732
Creepy fin whale carcass
31312
How do you prevent US citizens from immigrating to the US?
44779
I ghosted my boyfriend of 5 years.
21584
Mhm
15392
2meirl4meirl
57285
Wait for it
11880
Gun safety
13284
Someone used my credit card and ordered two 256gb iPhone X's to my house.
38824
Hello. I want to be the best tip bot on Reddit, but I need Karma to get past Reddit's Api limits. Help me /r/Garlicoin. You are my only hope.
37911
Hexagonal paper for drawing organic compounds
14386
A lovely pregnancy announcement .
5467
When someone wonders how a sub under 450k subscribers can constantly be on the front page
20785
Well that elevated quickly
135098
Fighting litter with crows
16739
Apache Pilots Marry at West Point
13948
Flipbook in a flipbook
46119
The F fell off my Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I drive a Ford Fiesta Lame.
43489
She is a Horrible Sister
25563
I can’t stop watching this. VR guitar hero but with lightsabres
11878
grandson on ken m
3356
Pemdas
3691
The REAL gay agenda
15248
The exact moment Harrison Ford accidentally punched Ryan Gosling on the set of Blade Runner 2049
25702
The difference between WW1 and WWII
14702
hmmm
11963
What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
10277
Does my barrel pond count?
20774
Could you have picked a more expensive vehicle to get into an accident with
7476
Deer with amazing antlers walking through water ??
20625
I converted my carpet stairs to hardwood
15615
Yeah, I’ve just been on a hold for like, a really long time.
7811
This golf course where lightning struck
6661
Don’t be a jerk who takes the mini figures out of the package then returns it. I don’t like you.
1876
r/NFL during the 4th quarter
313 idonotknowwhototrust I ran into my ex, the other day. She was still moving, so I backed up and hit her again.
5718 sir_deadlock Reminds me of the old joke: A wife is packing her bags. Husband: Are you going somewhere? Wife: I'm leaving you and going to Vegas. Husband: Why would you do a thing like that? Wife: I found out they'll pay me $200 for what I give you for free. The husband then pulls out a suitcase and starts packing his things too. Wife: What are you doing? Husband: I'm going too. I want to see how you plan to live on $400 a year.
4027 sanch3z90 "You're never going to find someone like me!" "Ummm, that's the point."
543 pm_me_ur_pm_me_jokes For some reason that last line went into my head in Dr. Zoidberg's voice (\\/) (°,,°) (\\/)
823 Alansmithee541 If I were your wife, I'd poison your food. If I were your husband, I'd eat it.
26 Norian I just heard this joke on my local radio station. I'm sorry to say they didn't credit you u/GonzoVertias
59 dogs_luv You're the type of person who deserves a dog's love.
32 azora0 Thought it was /r/legaladvice for a sec
317 0 idonotknowwhototrust I ran into my ex, the other day. She was still moving, so I backed up and hit her again.
5714 0 sir_deadlock Reminds me of the old joke: A wife is packing her bags. Husband: Are you going somewhere? Wife: I'm leaving you and going to Vegas. Husband: Why would you do a thing like that? Wife: I found out they'll pay me $200 for what I give you for free. The husband then pulls out a suitcase and starts packing his things too. Wife: What are you doing? Husband: I'm going too. I want to see how you plan to live on $400 a year.
4020 0 sanch3z90 "You're never going to find someone like me!" "Ummm, that's the point."
541 0 pm_me_ur_pm_me_jokes For some reason that last line went into my head in Dr. Zoidberg's voice (\\/) (°,,°) (\\/)
828 0 Alansmithee541 If I were your wife, I'd poison your food. If I were your husband, I'd eat it.
25 0 Norian I just heard this joke on my local radio station. I'm sorry to say they didn't credit you u/GonzoVertias
58 0 dogs_luv You're the type of person who deserves a dog's love.
34 0 azora0 Thought it was /r/legaladvice for a sec