Score
Title
16148
Bathtime bliss
17027
Pup allows other pup to snuggle
12653
Steam Controller being tested
26913
Mister Rogers
12449
Cross section of a hedge
10420
If this does well, I will continue to enlarge Stafford's jaw.
53470
My mom would always talk about how she was an editor for Tiger Beat magazine when she was a teenager in the 1960’s. She would brag about spending time with the Stones and the Beatles. We always thought she was telling tall tales. Uncovered this pic cleaning out her house last week.
10726
ITAP of my 2 friends at the museum of modern art, Chicago
3924
Larry Nance Jr. recreates his father's dunk from 1984
7256
Boob relativity
36758
Entire NES built into NES cartridge
13961
ViRgIn RoAsTeD aLiVe; pYrO sHoWs nO MeRcY
10271
swaying
89141
That's no snow angel
13652
Parenting done right
37349
Cow scratcher
22501
That's no snow angel
12461
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level.
5768
Hate when this happens.
50864
Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes through metal fence, breaks arm of man trying to catch her then swims to safety on island in lake
31153
I photographed Falcon Heavy passing through clouds that temporarily revealed more detail of its three 9-engine cores.
17227
When /r/The_Donald is officially named as a breeding ground for Russian interference, but for some reason Reddit still won't shut it down.
3518
Tundra landscape in Iceland | [1080x1350] by Arnar Kristjansson
10893
Smile! ??
17650
Milky Goodness
4091
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan
21941
Attacking the police station with a baseball bat
12490
Steve Carrell during his final episode...
16992
Gone fishing
15021
What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason?
12205
Going against the flow
74101
TIL that when a man had a heart attack at a grocery story in rural Minnesota, 20 people lined up and performed CPR on him for over an hour and a half until paramedics arrived - and he survived
19904
Bitcoin Doesn't Give a Fuck.
12432
Abandoned presidents heads in a rural Virginia field [5184x3456] [OC]
12005
“This is a good spot”
2812
Reckless driving
4684
Backyard bowling alley, with pins resetting via strings
22113
It's Always Evil in Philadelphia
10204
I am the golden god.
12672
Loading a bobcat
4086 Hurdy--gurdy They should have realised when the "genie" didn't break into song
6909 cantgetno197 So the wife has infinite money and the guy asks for houses all over the world? Is he aware that money can be exchanged for houses?
2699 _TadStrange This sounds like the joke about the Leprechaun at the urinal.
130 itstomis I kinda feel like the butler should be the one to deliver the punchline.
587 TooShiftyForYou Classic pretend to be a rich genie method of getting laid.
548 imac132 Rich guy: *hears another window break* "Where's that damn vase at?" *finds it and brings it into his library* *breaks it and sets golf ball next to it* "Time to wait"
275 AlonzoMoseley I don’t know why, but the part that made it so vivid for me was when the master drank the whole cup of water.
322 northforthesummer Genies and their weenies
50 MagicSterling Well Alibaba had them 40 thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...
49 MeIIowJeIIo When I started reading, I thought it was going to be a variation of this one: A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her. A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing the same hole when he again slices the ball into the shed. He finds it and plans to take an unplayable lie when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He looks at her, shakes his head, and explains, "No way. The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!"
1367 agamemnons OP, this.. this is comedy.
4084 0 Hurdy--gurdy They should have realised when the "genie" didn't break into song
6907 0 cantgetno197 So the wife has infinite money and the guy asks for houses all over the world? Is he aware that money can be exchanged for houses?
2697 0 _TadStrange This sounds like the joke about the Leprechaun at the urinal.
134 0 itstomis I kinda feel like the butler should be the one to deliver the punchline.
586 0 TooShiftyForYou Classic pretend to be a rich genie method of getting laid.
549 0 imac132 Rich guy: *hears another window break* "Where's that damn vase at?" *finds it and brings it into his library* *breaks it and sets golf ball next to it* "Time to wait"
273 0 AlonzoMoseley I don’t know why, but the part that made it so vivid for me was when the master drank the whole cup of water.
321 0 northforthesummer Genies and their weenies
51 0 MagicSterling Well Alibaba had them 40 thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...
52 0 MeIIowJeIIo When I started reading, I thought it was going to be a variation of this one: A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her. A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing the same hole when he again slices the ball into the shed. He finds it and plans to take an unplayable lie when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He looks at her, shakes his head, and explains, "No way. The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!"
1371 0 agamemnons OP, this.. this is comedy.