Score
Title
18295
'Explosion' at Manhattan bus terminal
22989
Mother is moved to tears after her daughter meets Wonder Woman
33354
No one will notice....
14824
Vladimir Putin orders withdrawal of Russian troops from Syria
11029
Student owns his unenlightened professor (xpost /r/badphilosophy)
18085
Amen.
8110
HMRB While I Fly This Race
3349
Dress that makes your body thinner
13723
at playing it cool
8747
Me irl
3854
HMB while she flies
5171
You're a SCUM if you have preferences
33457
My 8 year old daughter has just discovered Bob Ross.
3737
But my resolve has never been stronger!
29770
Fuck Comcast
3139
This white china plate survived the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. The pattern was permanently burned into the glaze by the subsequent fire.
11474
Winston Churchill handling a 'tommy gun' during an inspection of invasion coastal defences near Hartlepool, County Durham, England. 31 July 1940.
5401
Put a banging donk on it
45534
Are you aware? Comcast is injecting 400+ lines of JavaScript into web pages.
7247
A fluffy waggitty wag Christmas present
13041
Plot twist
37192
These trees in Austria are fucking with my brain
4706
Someone stole the doors off a neighbor's car last night
7800
Provence, France
4571
Oh you're playing? Well... I'm tired, let me just... Purrfect.
5493
YouTuber who had 30 plastic surgeries to look like boyfriend’s favourite porn star, now regrets it
15952
MRW I told an anti-vaxer that their argument was as ridiculous as a flat-earth argument and they replied, “Oh, so you’re a round earth sheep too?”
2113
Maneuvering a plane
2837
What's the best/scariest/most interesting 'internet rabbithole' you have found?
6769
Players, the test servers will stay open until PC 1.0 comes out on live servers! The transition to Phase 2 will be relatively seamless and there won't be any downtime today. There will be maintenance periods to deploy patches as needed. We highly appreciate all your help.
3721
Today I turned down a job application from a man who threatened to rape me.
10725
Child falls off of father’s shoulders.
15620
Sahalie Falls Oregon (4032x3024) (OC)
7737
I guess option B is off the table...
11662
Found these old lockers and turned them into a functional piece for my living room
31851
[Image] From the 5th book of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, here’s a little motivation from arguably the greatest and noblest emperor in the history of Rome.
10271
Feeling cute, might delete later
10136
A real winner
4647
Har???ard
24548
Hawaiian Day Octopus striking a pose ??
4050 Hurdy--gurdy They should have realised when the "genie" didn't break into song
6876 cantgetno197 So the wife has infinite money and the guy asks for houses all over the world? Is he aware that money can be exchanged for houses?
2694 _TadStrange This sounds like the joke about the Leprechaun at the urinal.
583 TooShiftyForYou Classic pretend to be a rich genie method of getting laid.
126 itstomis I kinda feel like the butler should be the one to deliver the punchline.
551 imac132 Rich guy: *hears another window break* "Where's that damn vase at?" *finds it and brings it into his library* *breaks it and sets golf ball next to it* "Time to wait"
274 AlonzoMoseley I don’t know why, but the part that made it so vivid for me was when the master drank the whole cup of water.
322 northforthesummer Genies and their weenies
53 MagicSterling Well Alibaba had them 40 thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...
55 MeIIowJeIIo When I started reading, I thought it was going to be a variation of this one: A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her. A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing the same hole when he again slices the ball into the shed. He finds it and plans to take an unplayable lie when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He looks at her, shakes his head, and explains, "No way. The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!"
1363 agamemnons OP, this.. this is comedy.
4048 0 Hurdy--gurdy They should have realised when the "genie" didn't break into song
6872 0 cantgetno197 So the wife has infinite money and the guy asks for houses all over the world? Is he aware that money can be exchanged for houses?
2699 0 _TadStrange This sounds like the joke about the Leprechaun at the urinal.
582 0 TooShiftyForYou Classic pretend to be a rich genie method of getting laid.
131 0 itstomis I kinda feel like the butler should be the one to deliver the punchline.
547 0 imac132 Rich guy: *hears another window break* "Where's that damn vase at?" *finds it and brings it into his library* *breaks it and sets golf ball next to it* "Time to wait"
275 0 AlonzoMoseley I don’t know why, but the part that made it so vivid for me was when the master drank the whole cup of water.
323 0 northforthesummer Genies and their weenies
50 0 MagicSterling Well Alibaba had them 40 thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...
54 0 MeIIowJeIIo When I started reading, I thought it was going to be a variation of this one: A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her. A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing the same hole when he again slices the ball into the shed. He finds it and plans to take an unplayable lie when she says, "Let me go down to the other end of the barn and hold the door open. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway." He looks at her, shakes his head, and explains, "No way. The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!"
1372 0 agamemnons OP, this.. this is comedy.