T, because the East India Company primarily transported tea, creating national economic incentives to increase the power of the navy at the time. This directly enabled the military pressure that would lead to the demise of their pirate society.
P, because without it they'd be irate!
Thought this was going to be lame, glad I was mistaken.
the letter he received from his (now) ex-wife about how she was going to take jeramiah away and that he could go fuck himself with his wooden leg
Hey kid! I’m a computer.
Stop all the downloadin’
Why couldn't the pirate finish the alphabet? Because he spent years at sea... yarrr
This letter is to inform you that the "what is a pirate's favorite letter" joke was reposted