Score
Title
9790
[Image] You still have time
58440
Eminem celebrated 10 years of sobriety yesterday.
39881
How to hold an N64 controller
22970
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand
17934
TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.
38612
Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.
10926
Only one way down
9681
How to teach your kids to toughen up
12882
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot
14447
Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
23058
Give her to me!
28191
Donald Trump playing golf in his own club. West Palm Beach, Florida, 2010.
19104
So that's how Chocolate Labs are made.
15566
Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."
8746
The Fortnite Foodchain
27035
We . . . may have made a terrible mistake
18735
New CPR device
10757
For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
57305
Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety
3217
For every Upvote, I’m planting a tree :)
7542
Accurate enough
4613
So sweet....
15196
?? This 125+ Year Old Rhododendron “Tree” In Canada looks like it's covered in bloody flames! ??
3827
me_irl
10113
Alberta woman 1st adult in Canada to be 'cured' of sickle cell anemia through stem cell transplant
6908
Two whales seek revenge.
46683
Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate
3755
This Randy Marsh tattoo
2916
What my sister asked for vs what the salon did vs what my mom did after the salon disaster
36132
This statue looks like it continues on forever.
5262
Zoe Saldana shared a bomb Avengers selfie!
18775
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
10347
Earth Day
44886
"Let's make the opposite of a fun roller coaster"
6199
ITS HAPPENING
13300
Hit and run
34296
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.
3286
Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?
4733
Here’s my completed project car. 1969 Mustang
26167
The Rock Drops Big Surprise on High School Student Who Asked Him to Prom
1982 jonnyboy07111 Not sure if you saw it [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7j6z3j/guys_of_reddit_what_instantly_makes_you_lose/?st=jb3laicf&sh=40472701) ,but /u/qck11 said: >One time I told a joke and only one guy heard it and laughed, but then he acted like he didn't hear it and asked me what I said, so I retold it and everyone laughed, including him again. We were already friends but that was definitely a big plus. Worth some credit
625 kukukele Life Cheat Code: Retell the joke yourself to the rest of the table and take credit for the laughs.
328 j938920 Lpt: repeat good comments found in other subs as lpt thread
205 Irishnovember26 Yeah. I saw that comment as well.
44 JJJeeettt If someone at your table tells a good joke, and only you hear it, wait for 10 seconds and then tell it like you made it up. Quick way to make new friends. Obviously not the guy whose joke you stole.
70 RedditIsAngry IF YOU DO A REPOST. You should tell everyone it’s a repost?
45 5DOLLAR-RCRDS I wish I was high on potenuse
73 mody_bird_s Karma whore alert!
37 Eefy_deefy You took this from a post on r/askreddit you sly dog
13 gameswapper2016 Literally just finished a project with a guy who told BAD jokes, and when no one laughed, he would ask, "Did you guys hear me?"
26 FourOneNiner Wow. You actually did this. I mean I know people are douchy sometimes, but you actually took someone else’s line about NOT stealing credit and turned it into a way to steal credit. Meta karma whoring. Lame.
13 Marmite_Badger Why aren't you already friends if they're at your table?
1978 0 jonnyboy07111 Not sure if you saw it [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7j6z3j/guys_of_reddit_what_instantly_makes_you_lose/?st=jb3laicf&sh=40472701) ,but /u/qck11 said: >One time I told a joke and only one guy heard it and laughed, but then he acted like he didn't hear it and asked me what I said, so I retold it and everyone laughed, including him again. We were already friends but that was definitely a big plus. Worth some credit
620 0 kukukele Life Cheat Code: Retell the joke yourself to the rest of the table and take credit for the laughs.
324 0 j938920 Lpt: repeat good comments found in other subs as lpt thread
206 0 Irishnovember26 Yeah. I saw that comment as well.
41 0 JJJeeettt If someone at your table tells a good joke, and only you hear it, wait for 10 seconds and then tell it like you made it up. Quick way to make new friends. Obviously not the guy whose joke you stole.
68 0 RedditIsAngry IF YOU DO A REPOST. You should tell everyone it’s a repost?
39 0 5DOLLAR-RCRDS I wish I was high on potenuse
74 0 mody_bird_s Karma whore alert!
36 0 Eefy_deefy You took this from a post on r/askreddit you sly dog
12 0 gameswapper2016 Literally just finished a project with a guy who told BAD jokes, and when no one laughed, he would ask, "Did you guys hear me?"
26 0 FourOneNiner Wow. You actually did this. I mean I know people are douchy sometimes, but you actually took someone else’s line about NOT stealing credit and turned it into a way to steal credit. Meta karma whoring. Lame.
15 0 Marmite_Badger Why aren't you already friends if they're at your table?