Score
Title
36547
MRW I'm in line at a busy Subway and the guy in front of me orders 8 subs, all toasted.
63412
The Paramount Pictures logo on the day it was originally painted. [1965]
5872
Fuck it, Blake Bortles upvote party
43252
TIL Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet pledged their financial support the last living Titanic survivor, Millvinia Dean, after it was reported that she’d been forced to sell her mementos from the wreck to pay for nursing home bills.
39384
China says shutdown shows U.S. democracy chaotic and chronically flawed
6209
Economics 101
13732
Creepy fin whale carcass
31312
How do you prevent US citizens from immigrating to the US?
44779
I ghosted my boyfriend of 5 years.
21584
Mhm
15392
2meirl4meirl
57285
Wait for it
11880
Gun safety
13284
Someone used my credit card and ordered two 256gb iPhone X's to my house.
38824
Hello. I want to be the best tip bot on Reddit, but I need Karma to get past Reddit's Api limits. Help me /r/Garlicoin. You are my only hope.
37911
Hexagonal paper for drawing organic compounds
14386
A lovely pregnancy announcement .
5467
When someone wonders how a sub under 450k subscribers can constantly be on the front page
20785
Well that elevated quickly
135098
Fighting litter with crows
16739
Apache Pilots Marry at West Point
13948
Flipbook in a flipbook
46119
The F fell off my Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I drive a Ford Fiesta Lame.
43489
She is a Horrible Sister
25563
I can’t stop watching this. VR guitar hero but with lightsabres
11878
grandson on ken m
3356
Pemdas
3691
The REAL gay agenda
15248
The exact moment Harrison Ford accidentally punched Ryan Gosling on the set of Blade Runner 2049
25702
The difference between WW1 and WWII
14702
hmmm
11963
What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
10277
Does my barrel pond count?
20774
Could you have picked a more expensive vehicle to get into an accident with
7476
Deer with amazing antlers walking through water ??
20625
I converted my carpet stairs to hardwood
15615
Yeah, I’ve just been on a hold for like, a really long time.
7811
This golf course where lightning struck
6661
Don’t be a jerk who takes the mini figures out of the package then returns it. I don’t like you.
1876
r/NFL during the 4th quarter
1981 jonnyboy07111 Not sure if you saw it [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7j6z3j/guys_of_reddit_what_instantly_makes_you_lose/?st=jb3laicf&sh=40472701) ,but /u/qck11 said: >One time I told a joke and only one guy heard it and laughed, but then he acted like he didn't hear it and asked me what I said, so I retold it and everyone laughed, including him again. We were already friends but that was definitely a big plus. Worth some credit
619 kukukele Life Cheat Code: Retell the joke yourself to the rest of the table and take credit for the laughs.
328 j938920 Lpt: repeat good comments found in other subs as lpt thread
206 Irishnovember26 Yeah. I saw that comment as well.
44 JJJeeettt If someone at your table tells a good joke, and only you hear it, wait for 10 seconds and then tell it like you made it up. Quick way to make new friends. Obviously not the guy whose joke you stole.
68 RedditIsAngry IF YOU DO A REPOST. You should tell everyone it’s a repost?
44 5DOLLAR-RCRDS I wish I was high on potenuse
74 mody_bird_s Karma whore alert!
38 Eefy_deefy You took this from a post on r/askreddit you sly dog
12 gameswapper2016 Literally just finished a project with a guy who told BAD jokes, and when no one laughed, he would ask, "Did you guys hear me?"
27 FourOneNiner Wow. You actually did this. I mean I know people are douchy sometimes, but you actually took someone else’s line about NOT stealing credit and turned it into a way to steal credit. Meta karma whoring. Lame.
13 Marmite_Badger Why aren't you already friends if they're at your table?
1986 0 jonnyboy07111 Not sure if you saw it [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7j6z3j/guys_of_reddit_what_instantly_makes_you_lose/?st=jb3laicf&sh=40472701) ,but /u/qck11 said: >One time I told a joke and only one guy heard it and laughed, but then he acted like he didn't hear it and asked me what I said, so I retold it and everyone laughed, including him again. We were already friends but that was definitely a big plus. Worth some credit
624 0 kukukele Life Cheat Code: Retell the joke yourself to the rest of the table and take credit for the laughs.
327 0 j938920 Lpt: repeat good comments found in other subs as lpt thread
204 0 Irishnovember26 Yeah. I saw that comment as well.
45 0 JJJeeettt If someone at your table tells a good joke, and only you hear it, wait for 10 seconds and then tell it like you made it up. Quick way to make new friends. Obviously not the guy whose joke you stole.
70 0 RedditIsAngry IF YOU DO A REPOST. You should tell everyone it’s a repost?
42 0 5DOLLAR-RCRDS I wish I was high on potenuse
74 0 mody_bird_s Karma whore alert!
36 0 Eefy_deefy You took this from a post on r/askreddit you sly dog
12 0 gameswapper2016 Literally just finished a project with a guy who told BAD jokes, and when no one laughed, he would ask, "Did you guys hear me?"
27 0 FourOneNiner Wow. You actually did this. I mean I know people are douchy sometimes, but you actually took someone else’s line about NOT stealing credit and turned it into a way to steal credit. Meta karma whoring. Lame.
13 0 Marmite_Badger Why aren't you already friends if they're at your table?