Score
Title
26672
The Dad Tax
16823
Nobody dared...
12787
Newton knew it, Darwin agreed
11397
DAY ONE WITH MY TESLA!
47271
Actions speak louder than words... And sometimes they scream
13332
Experience Japanese Wood Joinery
13317
Married with young kids and rarely time to play games. Wife bought me a game 2 weeks ago and had some time to play tonight.
21173
TIL: Earthworms have even been ranked the number one most influential species in the history of the planet – above dinosaurs and humans.
26325
German Bobsled Team Crashes Into 1st Place
28658
Fergie gives what may be the worst performance of the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game.
7285
Forgotten but not gone
25870
GF and I adopted this dude from the shelter yesterday. He follows her everywhere and does this when she sits down.
10597
Tips I've accumulated over the past week based on ethnicity [OC]
3872
Nate Diaz in the crowd tonight
9891
What a pretty afternoon.
4885
Decapitation prank
19578
These doggos are true bros until the end of time
12695
“You post too much political stuff!”
7646
Dancing like no one is watching
5748
2 kids dressed as 'tall man' unable to gain admission to 'Black Panther'
6324
Falcon Heavy flame motion for days, my remote camera image | Teslarati
22827
[GAME] Like it or not this is what real fighting looks like
42036
When your dad bets $50 that the "Physics in a Nutshell" ruler/hammer post is impossible
6454
Worst fortune cookie ever
33599
Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's happy.
6320
What's something that someone said that made you instantly hate them?
35617
Rawson Lake, Peter Lougheed Provincial Park, Alberta, Canada[OC][4097x2969]
24408
Capitalism
3010
Kid jumps off roof onto trampoline and goes straight through to the ground
51575
This bridge has a crisis hotline machine.
6440
Angry girlfriend
8234
TIFU by accidentally branding the shape of a penis onto my arm
5351
Computer AIDS for free music.
6177
My husband and my lame self went to recreational dispensary for the first time, they asked if we wanted "flowers or wax"
57470
Woman saves her objects from motorized thieves
35162
HERO BOY
57759
Award winning underwater photograph
14217
HACKERMAN
3432
So this guy payed my friend to get my number...what a charmer
10050
These lions are ??????
1916 kid320 I work for a fire alarm company. There have been times when a customer is angry that nobody called them to notify them about an issue with their system. Our central station has all calls recorded. I love to conference my phone with my computer and play them the call recording of them receiving the call as they complain they were never contacted. There have been times when they've literally received a call daily for the past two months and still attempt to claim they had no idea there was an issue. After proving this to them, they're often still angry at me for their failure to take action on a problem. Funny how that works.
7397 nomadhappy Shame too, the first 4-8 hours of a tire theft are the most important.
968 r_notfound The true malicious compliance would have been to wait a minute and call him again. Because that would be a *different* time to call him at. Repeat as needed.
1135 maiLman54 As a fellow 911 Dispatcher, love this! However, my agency probably still would have disciplined us because we didn't call the owner back and made the situation very clear before they hung up a second time. -_-
2521 Niximus 42 comments and nobody has said it. He didn't want you calling him at that hour of the morning... because he was **tired**!
47 Rotten__ I work for an AMR call center. When someone gets dispatched, but the person says they don't want a ride, no matter the reason, we're not supposed to give them a new ride. That's called denying transportation, and it's a reason for not getting another ride. I love when people tell me, "Hey this person showed up too early, I don't want to go to the hospital before 0630 and it's 0540! I need a new ride later so I'm not so early!!" I like to tell them that we can't give you a ride, you denied transportation, please find another way there, *hang up*
48 mrsmiller121810 As a 911 Dispatcher myself I always get nervous calling people during the wee hours but my favorite call to make is the one asking the registered owner if they know where their car is and asking them to check the garage if they respond that it’s parked there.
199 NWCtim Is it standard for emergency dispatch to use a relatively benign sounding name like "[County] communications" when making a call like this?
225 virtualmitch101 It's Nice that you have a recording.
52 911ChickenMan Fellow 911 operator here. This stuff happens all the time, but it's especially awkward for us since we can't tell the person *why* we need them to show up (because of a stupid policy). All the time, this happens. Someone gets arrested for DUI and the following ensues: > "Radio, call *<phone number>* and see if they can pick up the vehicle." > 10-4. [...] > *ring, ring* "Hello, who is this?" > "Mr. Smith? This is *x* County dispatch. Your wife was involved in an incident and we need you to pick up her vehicle." > "Oh my god? What happened? Is she hurt?" > "I can't tell you any details. Will you be able to pick up the vehicle?" Shit drives me crazy. If it was them calling me, I'd be pissed if I didn't know if my loved one was hurt or killed.
1912 0 kid320 I work for a fire alarm company. There have been times when a customer is angry that nobody called them to notify them about an issue with their system. Our central station has all calls recorded. I love to conference my phone with my computer and play them the call recording of them receiving the call as they complain they were never contacted. There have been times when they've literally received a call daily for the past two months and still attempt to claim they had no idea there was an issue. After proving this to them, they're often still angry at me for their failure to take action on a problem. Funny how that works.
7395 0 nomadhappy Shame too, the first 4-8 hours of a tire theft are the most important.
971 0 r_notfound The true malicious compliance would have been to wait a minute and call him again. Because that would be a *different* time to call him at. Repeat as needed.
1129 0 maiLman54 As a fellow 911 Dispatcher, love this! However, my agency probably still would have disciplined us because we didn't call the owner back and made the situation very clear before they hung up a second time. -_-
2523 0 Niximus 42 comments and nobody has said it. He didn't want you calling him at that hour of the morning... because he was **tired**!
49 0 Rotten__ I work for an AMR call center. When someone gets dispatched, but the person says they don't want a ride, no matter the reason, we're not supposed to give them a new ride. That's called denying transportation, and it's a reason for not getting another ride. I love when people tell me, "Hey this person showed up too early, I don't want to go to the hospital before 0630 and it's 0540! I need a new ride later so I'm not so early!!" I like to tell them that we can't give you a ride, you denied transportation, please find another way there, *hang up*
42 0 mrsmiller121810 As a 911 Dispatcher myself I always get nervous calling people during the wee hours but my favorite call to make is the one asking the registered owner if they know where their car is and asking them to check the garage if they respond that it’s parked there.
202 0 NWCtim Is it standard for emergency dispatch to use a relatively benign sounding name like "[County] communications" when making a call like this?
226 0 virtualmitch101 It's Nice that you have a recording.
55 0 911ChickenMan Fellow 911 operator here. This stuff happens all the time, but it's especially awkward for us since we can't tell the person *why* we need them to show up (because of a stupid policy). All the time, this happens. Someone gets arrested for DUI and the following ensues: > "Radio, call *<phone number>* and see if they can pick up the vehicle." > 10-4. [...] > *ring, ring* "Hello, who is this?" > "Mr. Smith? This is *x* County dispatch. Your wife was involved in an incident and we need you to pick up her vehicle." > "Oh my god? What happened? Is she hurt?" > "I can't tell you any details. Will you be able to pick up the vehicle?" Shit drives me crazy. If it was them calling me, I'd be pissed if I didn't know if my loved one was hurt or killed.