Feed her a pregnant hamster to deter her cravings for own offspring.
Would you like a nice egg in this trying time?
I would've said "LPT: Feed your pregnant hamster raw hamburger for a week prior to her giving birth. This will give her a taste for meat and you won't have to perform a bunch of late-term rodent abortions".
Am pregnant wife, would love a protein bar, but fetus looks so delicious on ultrasound...
Are other people's babies still an option?
How long before she gives birth???
Edit: need an answer soon
Edit: never mind
You couldn't have posted this yesterday? Too late for mordeci00 jr.
Or if u really don't want ur wife to eat her newborns, just eat the newborns before she does
Instructions unclear...something something.