Score
Title
8897
Not again!
8906
So glad to join the positivity
35254
Italian pasta brand advertisement in honor of Simpsons 30th season
13267
Best to start at the bottom of the stick
5981
[IMAGE] "Success in 9 Words" (20)
7752
Not a space whale, India ink, 9x12
4934
In Jurassic World (2015), moments before the T-Rex is released, a t-shirt of a T-Rex saying "I'm back" can be seen in the background
6377
Hold up let me just confirm it
17457
This olive tree in Crete is 3000 years old.
37177
'Please don't go to work today'
14746
Infinite bulbs
16225
Neo-Nazi gives detailed instructions on how to murder people at Charlottesville rally, including specific death threat against a particular anti-fascist activist. The activist doxxes him - turns out he's an active service marine! His superiors find out, boot him out of the marines
20304
Ubisoft's chat bot Sam is savage.
15925
Indian priest carries member of lower caste into temple to symbolically protest caste oppression.
9598
Hebhob transforms into dinosaur! Warning- very scary!
24730
[OC] Closing a box made of perfect mirrors with a light bulb inside (x-post r/simulated)
3486
Wait does this mean...
14808
so smooth.
6721
Payed to promote an image of his dog and nothing else so we dont have to see another useless ad. Legend!
4481
These identical cars with sequential plates in the parking lot at my local shopping mall.
22291
Mexico’s lower house of Congress on Thursday approved changes to the constitution to eliminate immunity from prosecution for all public servants, including lawmakers and the president, a move meant to tackle deeply entrenched corruption.
2611
ELI5: Why do human eyes show so much white while most mammals don't have much visible white of the eye?
9676
me irl
20163
MRW a college age employee submits a vacation request for 4/20.
15245
Arizona teachers vote to strike
3312
hmmm
4339
The future is here
2358
How It All Ends
3048
I nominate Henry Winkler to play Michael Cohen
17324
My 18yo foster son just learned that he is getting a 100% free ride to a 4-year college. First in his family to ever go to college. I am so, so proud of him.
26040
But did the laptop break?
21220
Now that's why I come to these things
16302
Color changing squeezable bulb
3417
A little HTML and P"asian"ce is the key...
4857
Only one rider.
12083
Attempting to rob a bakery, wcgw.
9557
Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki - 1945 (colorized)
30903
Waiting for the last moment
19590
Ima do this
2761
Gotta love hidden floor traps
4710 Guest_1337 always stab yourself as soon as you enter a car. better to be safe than sorry.
512 kikicomehome Actually, in my experience, all you have to drop is the word ‘diarrhea’. ‘Officer, I know I was speeding, and I’m ok with the ticket, but can you just follow me home and write me a ticket there? I have diarrhea, and I’m literally going to shit my pants’ He just told me to get the hell out of there.
2398 Lemonic_Tutor just stab the cop. At first he will get mad until you say “Knife to meet you”. He’ll let you go without a ticket after having a nice chuckle at your cleverness.
1079 RAK4N Ok but this COULD work
413 1_2_um_12 Claim the stabbing is work related if you need an escort to work instead!
267 dobraf bonus: this also works in the U.S. because emergency room doctors have to treat you even though you don't have insurance.
64 v8vh Just have a good curry and if you get pulled over shit yourself, they wont touch you OR try to help you and cause you to be late.
26 about21potatoes Sounds like ohpee tried to rip off this: https://imgur.com/B6h4d23
49 ilovethetradio Would telling the cop you’re also HIV positive be crossing the line?
4710 0 Guest_1337 always stab yourself as soon as you enter a car. better to be safe than sorry.
513 0 kikicomehome Actually, in my experience, all you have to drop is the word ‘diarrhea’. ‘Officer, I know I was speeding, and I’m ok with the ticket, but can you just follow me home and write me a ticket there? I have diarrhea, and I’m literally going to shit my pants’ He just told me to get the hell out of there.
2398 0 Lemonic_Tutor just stab the cop. At first he will get mad until you say “Knife to meet you”. He’ll let you go without a ticket after having a nice chuckle at your cleverness.
1073 0 RAK4N Ok but this COULD work
405 0 1_2_um_12 Claim the stabbing is work related if you need an escort to work instead!
260 0 dobraf bonus: this also works in the U.S. because emergency room doctors have to treat you even though you don't have insurance.
62 0 v8vh Just have a good curry and if you get pulled over shit yourself, they wont touch you OR try to help you and cause you to be late.
27 0 about21potatoes Sounds like ohpee tried to rip off this: https://imgur.com/B6h4d23
49 0 ilovethetradio Would telling the cop you’re also HIV positive be crossing the line?