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‘Superblack’ bird of paradise feathers absorb 99.95% of light
19337
4 Girls 1 Rat
22172
Mods are asleep, Upvote Charlie
6253
Sean Manaea has no hit the Boston Red Sox.
11165
My sister's ridiculously photogenic cat Simba turns 11 today
24632
Mood killer
61744
Roommate is a radiology major and today they x-rayed flowers. Thought you guys might enjoy
32763
You haven't unlocked this area yet.
33429
The recently discovered Giant Squid Nebula in the constellation Cepheus
8795
MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work
18274
Prince playing Purple Rain for the first time in front of an audience. They have no idea what they are witnessing. He Kills it.
5729
Rails? Where we're going we don't need.... rails...
63309
TIL that while in Sharon Springs, Theodore Roosevelt was approached by a 12-year-old girl who asked if he would like to have a badger. Expecting to humor her, he agreed, and the girl came back with a 2-week-old badger. President Roosevelt named him Josiah and he became one of the presidential pets.
28384
Fresh Squeezed Lemonade!
13734
Man bit by shark on Kauai's south shore survived a bear attack just months prior
25964
'Male contraceptive pill' successfully limits sperm activity without side effects, scientists find
42625
Near ground level wingtip vortices
19766
I know there are a lot of pictures from Zion National Park on this subreddit, but it’s probably for a reason. Here’s my photo from there, taken last summer. [OC] [3264x2448]
58629
Fallout cosplay
4605
The shape of water
2489
My dog really loves me for me...
13434
U.S. Marines driving through burning oil fields in Kuwait, 1991.
16195
Where boys became men
20532
He grew up so fast!
4251
?? muddy lion ??
17038
Yu-Gi-Oh
8630
Rejoice, he's finally here!
3448
MRW someone says that my custom-built jetpack will not work
28871
Over the past 6 months. He’s grown a little.
16553
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME
8222
Captain Bruce Ballantyne, Patrol commander of T Patrol, the Long Range Desert Group (LRDG), probably taken in the Western Desert, Libya, 1940-43
73626
Fresh Squeezed
19946
Laundry Chomper
14721
Keeping up with the Skywalkers
10740
Just getting some McDonalds
78690
Verne Troyer, best known as Mini-Me in "Austin Powers," has died
15859
Wear something sexier
5193
MARIO & CAPPY- Digital Drawing
4404
I know its not much, but i got my wings yesterday
16434
Verne Troyer prepares for Shark Week
8572 HowShittyThouArt My grandmother had this friend Gayle who she'd been best friends with since 6th grade, absolutely inseparable. Gayle couldn't have kids so my grandmother even named my aunt after her. I remember when I was young, my dad would bring me to her house for cookouts with their group of old lady friends, there was a group of like 7 of them plus their husbands. Through the years the group became smaller and smaller. My parents never made me go to their funerals because I really didn't know any of them that well except for Gayle and a lady named Pattie (and also didn't realize they were dead). Then when I was 15, it got to the point where it was just Gayle, Gayle's husband, Pattie, and my grandparents. Then within the span of like 2 years Pattie died, then my grandfather died, then Gayle's husband died. All Gayle had left was her best friend, my grandmother. Then last year my grandmother died. She outlived every single one of her friends. I remember feeling less upset about my grandmother's death than seeing Gayle showing up to her funeral all by herself. I'm sure she has friends elsewhere but she outlived every one of her close loved ones. I NEVER want to be Gayle.
8593 Carl_Byrd Sometimes when my whole family is together at someone's house I think someday this house will be totally quiet. We'll all be gone. It's a weird feeling. It was nice being a kid when everything was infinite.
2108 stoprockandrollkids Jesus Christ you must have some rough showers
678 TheMostRecentOne I've outlived my wife by 20 years so far. It really sucks ass...
3636 mybustersword Jesus christ that hit me hard this morning. Edit: what happened to these comments
4305 NotSpicyEnough This makes me both relieved and sad that I don't have a group of friends.
887 CreativeNameless Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to yours. -Yogi Berra
317 unpushplay My friend and I agreed that the one who lives longer will roast the other at the funeral
1791 TheHyperHoneybadger What if they all die at the same time in some kind of freak gasoline fight accident
109 fibdoodler My Father-in-law refuses to go to funerals anymore. His rationale is "Why would they care?"
97 K41namor Try a scented candle or some good tunes while you shower.
420 gerbdergerb I don’t want to ever be laid down in a funeral parlor or in a cemetery. I want a raging keg party with all my favorite music playing on a beach near the mountains while I watch from my funeral pyre. Pour me many strong whiskey drinks and culminate the night with me burning back into the earth . ..... I want a boat but my wife won’t agree to it .
8569 0 HowShittyThouArt My grandmother had this friend Gayle who she'd been best friends with since 6th grade, absolutely inseparable. Gayle couldn't have kids so my grandmother even named my aunt after her. I remember when I was young, my dad would bring me to her house for cookouts with their group of old lady friends, there was a group of like 7 of them plus their husbands. Through the years the group became smaller and smaller. My parents never made me go to their funerals because I really didn't know any of them that well except for Gayle and a lady named Pattie (and also didn't realize they were dead). Then when I was 15, it got to the point where it was just Gayle, Gayle's husband, Pattie, and my grandparents. Then within the span of like 2 years Pattie died, then my grandfather died, then Gayle's husband died. All Gayle had left was her best friend, my grandmother. Then last year my grandmother died. She outlived every single one of her friends. I remember feeling less upset about my grandmother's death than seeing Gayle showing up to her funeral all by herself. I'm sure she has friends elsewhere but she outlived every one of her close loved ones. I NEVER want to be Gayle.
8586 0 Carl_Byrd Sometimes when my whole family is together at someone's house I think someday this house will be totally quiet. We'll all be gone. It's a weird feeling. It was nice being a kid when everything was infinite.
2116 0 stoprockandrollkids Jesus Christ you must have some rough showers
676 0 TheMostRecentOne I've outlived my wife by 20 years so far. It really sucks ass...
3639 0 mybustersword Jesus christ that hit me hard this morning. Edit: what happened to these comments
4314 0 NotSpicyEnough This makes me both relieved and sad that I don't have a group of friends.
891 0 CreativeNameless Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to yours. -Yogi Berra
317 0 unpushplay My friend and I agreed that the one who lives longer will roast the other at the funeral
1792 0 TheHyperHoneybadger What if they all die at the same time in some kind of freak gasoline fight accident
104 0 fibdoodler My Father-in-law refuses to go to funerals anymore. His rationale is "Why would they care?"
89 0 K41namor Try a scented candle or some good tunes while you shower.
424 0 gerbdergerb I don’t want to ever be laid down in a funeral parlor or in a cemetery. I want a raging keg party with all my favorite music playing on a beach near the mountains while I watch from my funeral pyre. Pour me many strong whiskey drinks and culminate the night with me burning back into the earth . ..... I want a boat but my wife won’t agree to it .