Hello wonderful community!
You have all been great in this thread but now that normal conversations have died and all the crap comments are flooding in it is now time for a lock.
Enjoy your day!
Listerine + sensitive junk = ???
Because Icy Hot medicated rub + sensitive junk = Fires of Hades..
> spits the listerine into her hands and begins to give me a handjob
Listerine for a handy? Seems like it would both burn and not be a good lube. A single molecule of Listerine inside the one eyed wonder worm hole and you're talking fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.
The money was for experiences. This is a hell of an experience.
You just ruined the hidden camera they were going to monetize.
I would've asked for my money back and walked after hearing a $100 for a tip. Also, listerine for a handjob, for some reason that seems unpleasant.
For a second there I thought the old lady was going to do the massage.
Faking a male orgasm. That is some funny shit. So did you just make orgasm noises and hope she would believe it without ya know....... Seeing your baby batter
She probably got 15 to 20 dollars out of that $100. The majority of that went to the old lady. Tip my ass.
> her drying me off is pretty belittling but I'm used to that kind of stuff so I brush it off.
Listerine for a hand-job? How is that a go-to move?! That must have burned like hell!
Feel sorry for you bro. I’m all about a handjob and all about a massage. If I were looking for one or the other and got the other I’d be annoyed. Your experience is comical AF however. I’m glad you’re finding the humor in it.
I feel that if you were female and the masseuse male, this would have had a very different reaction from people.
Was I supposed to jerk off to this?
Complete honesty, OP, this sounds like some sketchy human trafficking shit, you may wanna let the police know about the place.