Score
Title
31396
Guy orders bong. Package arrives and its an Xbox remote.
27624
Star Size Comparison
77477
I work on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who stops by daily.
41043
He’s onto us!!
10816
Bruh
31188
In Shaun of the Dead, the films key events are laid out by Ed before the zombies rise
7777
this makes me want to snort 24 bags of crack
6040
Boner Champ: Reddit's algorithm is designed to keep this image off the front page. Let's show them who the real Boner Champ is.
37167
Trump administration bars Haitians from U.S. visas for low-skilled work
8413
?This Japanese art form used to paint dragons is very satisfying?
31500
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
46139
Why can't you just be normal?
8418
Sick doggo.
10857
Hope you use reddit
59011
TIL Carrie Fisher revealed in her memoir, Wishful Drinking, that she once had a romantic relationship with U.S. Senator Chris Dodd. When Dodd was asked for a comment by a reporter he explained that "it was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."
10553
Aww-wait, AWWW.
6303
Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck (1986)
38715
Boater was probably texting
7150
hmmm
13987
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
22523
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
3208
Bubble bath
11081
[homemade] chicken tenders
7930
Giant swirl, A rare and Unique phenomenon at crater lake national park, Oregon. [oc] (1080x1620)
5505
This took me 5 hours to edit, hope you enjoy
5499
My girl finished chemo today
42086
Northern lights in iceland.
8451
Today, a protesting red hatter tried to explain this hypocrisy to me
5587
[Cosplay] The Dood
16000
Ugandan Ben
22627
2018 the year of the cardboard box
20099
Amazon won't say if it hands your Echo data to the government - The retail, cloud, and device giant stands as the least transparent of transparent tech companies.
11528
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
4051
[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.
5944
YSK - The Equifax breach impacts YOU whether your identity was stolen or not. It is safer to assume you ARE compromised and impacted by the breach.
100771
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
7642
Now all of my friends are worried about my mental health. Thanks!
27341
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
41402
First Look at Nintendo Labo
11402
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
1 Shylo132 Hello wonderful community! You have all been great in this thread but now that normal conversations have died and all the crap comments are flooding in it is now time for a lock. Enjoy your day!
4463 Alien_Way Listerine + sensitive junk = ??? Because Icy Hot medicated rub + sensitive junk = Fires of Hades..
5528 sagewah > spits the listerine into her hands and begins to give me a handjob Holy shit.
2172 AeroRep Listerine for a handy? Seems like it would both burn and not be a good lube. A single molecule of Listerine inside the one eyed wonder worm hole and you're talking fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.
9379 e-s-p The money was for experiences. This is a hell of an experience.
7268 Winterplatypus You just ruined the hidden camera they were going to monetize.
4929 billyfsupdaily I would've asked for my money back and walked after hearing a $100 for a tip. Also, listerine for a handjob, for some reason that seems unpleasant.
553 feministPenguin For a second there I thought the old lady was going to do the massage.
1910 CaptSprinkls Faking a male orgasm. That is some funny shit. So did you just make orgasm noises and hope she would believe it without ya know....... Seeing your baby batter
800 LLL9000 She probably got 15 to 20 dollars out of that $100. The majority of that went to the old lady. Tip my ass.
1241 CasualAustrian > her drying me off is pretty belittling but I'm used to that kind of stuff so I brush it off. what
110 NSEA_Protector Listerine for a hand-job? How is that a go-to move?! That must have burned like hell!
169 traillboy Feel sorry for you bro. I’m all about a handjob and all about a massage. If I were looking for one or the other and got the other I’d be annoyed. Your experience is comical AF however. I’m glad you’re finding the humor in it.
5513 Fibreoptic_Calico I feel that if you were female and the masseuse male, this would have had a very different reaction from people.
670 N0puppet Was I supposed to jerk off to this?
1585 Loken89 Complete honesty, OP, this sounds like some sketchy human trafficking shit, you may wanna let the police know about the place.
1 0 Shylo132 Hello wonderful community! You have all been great in this thread but now that normal conversations have died and all the crap comments are flooding in it is now time for a lock. Enjoy your day!
4468 0 Alien_Way Listerine + sensitive junk = ??? Because Icy Hot medicated rub + sensitive junk = Fires of Hades..
5522 0 sagewah > spits the listerine into her hands and begins to give me a handjob Holy shit.
2166 0 AeroRep Listerine for a handy? Seems like it would both burn and not be a good lube. A single molecule of Listerine inside the one eyed wonder worm hole and you're talking fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.
9377 0 e-s-p The money was for experiences. This is a hell of an experience.
7262 0 Winterplatypus You just ruined the hidden camera they were going to monetize.
4929 0 billyfsupdaily I would've asked for my money back and walked after hearing a $100 for a tip. Also, listerine for a handjob, for some reason that seems unpleasant.
545 0 feministPenguin For a second there I thought the old lady was going to do the massage.
1907 0 CaptSprinkls Faking a male orgasm. That is some funny shit. So did you just make orgasm noises and hope she would believe it without ya know....... Seeing your baby batter
797 0 LLL9000 She probably got 15 to 20 dollars out of that $100. The majority of that went to the old lady. Tip my ass.
1247 0 CasualAustrian > her drying me off is pretty belittling but I'm used to that kind of stuff so I brush it off. what
111 0 NSEA_Protector Listerine for a hand-job? How is that a go-to move?! That must have burned like hell!
168 0 traillboy Feel sorry for you bro. I’m all about a handjob and all about a massage. If I were looking for one or the other and got the other I’d be annoyed. Your experience is comical AF however. I’m glad you’re finding the humor in it.
5508 0 Fibreoptic_Calico I feel that if you were female and the masseuse male, this would have had a very different reaction from people.
670 0 N0puppet Was I supposed to jerk off to this?
1594 0 Loken89 Complete honesty, OP, this sounds like some sketchy human trafficking shit, you may wanna let the police know about the place.