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Title
11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
3340 Guest_Acct I was gonna rob a bank, but then I got high.
5313 Downvotes_dumbasses I don't even smoke it anymore, but fuck reefer madness. The war on drugs has been an abject failure. EDIT: if you're at all curious about addictions/dependency check out the story of Rat Park: - [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park) - [graphic novel by Stuart McMillan](http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comic/rat-park/) - [3 minute video on YouTube](https://youtu.be/sbQFNe3pkss) - and check out the book "[chasing the scream: the first and last days of the war on drugs,](http://chasingthescream.com)" by Johann Hari
109 Beagus You mean to tell me that Nancy Grace was incorrect when she said pot smokers will run down children with their cars if it was legalized?
1039 callofthenerd I saw a reddit post somewhere that argued it wasn’t so much a matter of which drugs were being used, but whose drugs. How long is it going to take for big pharma/tobacco to enter these markets and drive up costs? Edit: pharma->pharma/tobacco. Both would seem to have a dog in the fight.
313 scopar86 US study also found pizza deliveries up by 500%
1949 Oddlymoist Don't worry, Sessions will get this turned around so we can get the private prisons full and increase shareholder value. Maga etc
97 MadafakerJones I always see AG JS as one that ignores the report and research behind it and just forces his beliefs into this specific topic.
954 HornedBowler And yet getting drunk at a bar and beating people up is still more legal. Wtf. Edit: Apparently people here can't read. I never said getting drunk and beating people up was legal, but you get more time for possession then assault. That's the screwed up part.
263 Groupxmariotwins Water is wet. Kittens are cuddly.
319 TheSpaceman74 For years, stoners across the globe have literally said that if weed were legal everyone would just chill out. So, yeah. We were right the whole time. Experience matters, people.