“I’m not trying to fuck you in the ass or anything. Just a little kiss.”
I went to the steam page of this game, and I couldn't help but laugh at loud at one of the responses he can give in-game: "If you're not good at cooking, then you better be real good at sucking dick."
I want the Tommy Wiseau DLC for this game
Trying to seduce women is the Dark Souls of dating. So many ways it could go wrong!
**Mission failed, we'll get em next time.**
Laugh all you want guys, but this game is truly realistic. I always see girls looking their best to meet up with friends to feed squirrels ~~hot dogs~~ almonds.
I think the expansion pack for this includes Matt Hoss...
I don't think this game could even help the incel community
That beat for the sidewalk music is fire though.