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LPT: Keep a separate master resume with ALL previous work experience. When sending out a resume for application, duplicate the file and remove anything that may be irrelevant to the position. You never know when some past experience might become relevant again, and you don’t want to forget about it.
First image ever taken of the Hydrogen Atom
Not a method actor
Seizing an opportunity
My First Attempt.
Woke up to a white world, gonna enjoy it from my favorite cozy chair
On the left: Scene from the first season of Stranger Things, set in 1983. On the right: Me, wearing the exact same shirt in 1983.
PsBattle: Dirty Cat in a Rail Yard
We still like cute goats, right?
Peter Wang, a 15-year-old member of the Junior ROTC who was killed as he tried to help fellow students escape a mass shooting in Parkland, posthumously admitted to the U.S. Military Academy. Wang and two other cadets, Martin Duque and Alaina Petty, both 14, were also awarded the Medal of Heroism.
Trucker forgot he was driving a tractor trailer this morning while going through the bridge toll.
Swedish Major Eric Bonde smokes a cigarette after being ambushed and shot twice, Congo, 1961
Tank Puppy sees snow for the firs time at the Toronto Zoo.
At the end of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, he appears to Deus Ex Machina a baseball to throw at his stereo he left on in order to save himself from being caught. Ferris actually caught that baseball at the Cubs game much earlier in the movie.
Ajit Pai’s Plan Will Take Broadband Away From Poor People
Elon Musk on Twitter: High altitude wind shear data shows a probable 2% load exceedance. Small, but better to be paranoid. Postponing launch to tomorrow, assuming winds are better then.
The year is 2030, robots have taken over the world and made humans their slaves. You have time travelled back to the year 1990 with $1,000,000 to stop the robo-apocalypse. Besides my mum, what do you do?
The 'facesitting' ice dance lift that was removed (but later re-added) by the gold medalist Canadian team for being considered potentially too 'lewd' for the Olympics stage.
[I ate] extra fluffy Japanese pancakes.
Bill Gates tries to guess grocery store prices on Ellen
This morning reflection from my front door
me irl
Dog Thinks
Donna's Contribution to Pawnee's Time Capsule
On the left: Scene from the first season of Stranger Things, set in 1983. On the right: Me, wearing the same shirt in 1983.
[Image] Sucking at something is the first step
Happy Birthday, Anthony Daniels!
Nazi manlet trying to spread his "wisdom". Gets punched in the face. Of course he cries like a coward.
Netflix Lands Worldwide Rights to Next Four Duplass Brothers Films
Cooking crepes like a boss
Dog trying to escape from wolves
You're goddamn right.
Roses are red, I play on the grass,
5206 maninoor Mormon locker room talk, the most it got was PG-13 sinners.
7303 GifelteFish I'd like to know more about this fake arm technology that the church is coming out with...
1772 -HeroTheyCallMe- We invited a couple of Mormons to join us at our church hockey game one week. I just remember one of them coming up to me and saying " your shoes untied" so I look. Of course it's tied. But he had a good laugh out of it. Weird guys, but super nice.
9360 theonetruebean Mtn Dew: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, *concentrated orange juice*, citric acid.... etc. Source: can in front of my face.
8153 Mortie_87 This felt like a scene from a Tarantino flick.
5492 Skimf Well 2 things. 1. Glad to see that they are kinda normal 2. That is damn good camera audio and video. For a security camera anyways.
2384 MrPennywhistle Mountain Dew has orange juice in it? I Lol'd at the confused "that's why it's so good...(?) "
12097 eskimothunderclutch "Hey baby whats a celestial being like you doing in a terrestrial place like this" - Gold
753 Joshington024 "No martter what technology the Church comes out with, you can never beat the power of the knock. Unless you fake an arm or something." I need to put that shit on my wall so I can see it every night when I go to bed.
8342 tensaicanadian I was a Mormon missionary. You spend 24 hours a day seven days a week with the same guy for months at a time. You end up talking about nearly every subject possible. These guys are knocking on doors which is the worst. So boring. We would make up games to keep ourselves entertained. I’m not part of the religion any more but I made some really good friends and had some good times on my mission. This brings back good memories.
1104 hotpoopchunks "Hey baby, have you picked a religion? Because we need Morwomen."
330 HD64180 When I was a kid we lived in really rural Missouri. One day these Mormon missionaries stopped by with their 10-speeds. Dad invited them in and they talked for a while. They were invited back for the next day and Mom prepared a huge dinner. They ate like they hadn't eaten a home-cooked meal in a LONG time. Mom told them we weren't interested in their religion, but they could stop by at any time and have dinner with us. They did. In fact, they made it their home. I am CERTAIN they would have gotten in trouble if a superior found out, because they'd watch TV, sleep on the floor, eat, play ball or horseshoes or whatever, and have a good time. Every once in awhile, an "elder" as they call themselves, would be re-assigned or sent home or whatever happened, and a new young man would show up. Super polite and cautious at first, then their eyes would bug out when they saw their partner relaxing on the couch or sleeping on the floor. After a few more visits, they were doing it too. Those guys had a second home. It has been more than 30 years now, and Dad is gone (RIP), but Mom still gets occasional phone calls or letters from those guys today.
213 nadmaximus For a period of time at work someone was "beaming Mormons" at people. They had (perhaps still do) a place on the website to request a visit, and someone was sending them to visit everybody in the IT department. They showed up at my place and I explained what was happening, they were adorably crushed..."why would anyone *do* that??". We talked for a few minutes about how horrible it is to try to ride a bicycle in rural Georgia.
823 Yes_roundabout Sword of what?