Mormon locker room talk, the most it got was PG-13 sinners.
I'd like to know more about this fake arm technology that the church is coming out with...
We invited a couple of Mormons to join us at our church hockey game one week. I just remember one of them coming up to me and saying " your shoes untied" so I look. Of course it's tied. But he had a good laugh out of it. Weird guys, but super nice.
Mtn Dew: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, *concentrated orange juice*, citric acid.... etc.
Source: can in front of my face.
This felt like a scene from a Tarantino flick.
Well 2 things.
1. Glad to see that they are kinda normal
2. That is damn good camera audio and video.
For a security camera anyways.
Mountain Dew has orange juice in it?
I Lol'd at the confused "that's why it's so good...(?) "
"Hey baby whats a celestial being like you doing in a terrestrial place like this" - Gold
"No martter what technology the Church comes out with, you can never beat the power of the knock. Unless you fake an arm or something."
I need to put that shit on my wall so I can see it every night when I go to bed.
I was a Mormon missionary. You spend 24 hours a day seven days a week with the same guy for months at a time. You end up talking about nearly every subject possible.
These guys are knocking on doors which is the worst. So boring. We would make up games to keep ourselves entertained. I’m not part of the religion any more but I made some really good friends and had some good times on my mission. This brings back good memories.
"Hey baby, have you picked a religion? Because we need Morwomen."
When I was a kid we lived in really rural Missouri. One day these Mormon missionaries stopped by with their 10-speeds. Dad invited them in and they talked for a while. They were invited back for the next day and Mom prepared a huge dinner. They ate like they hadn't eaten a home-cooked meal in a LONG time. Mom told them we weren't interested in their religion, but they could stop by at any time and have dinner with us.
They did. In fact, they made it their home. I am CERTAIN they would have gotten in trouble if a superior found out, because they'd watch TV, sleep on the floor, eat, play ball or horseshoes or whatever, and have a good time.
Every once in awhile, an "elder" as they call themselves, would be re-assigned or sent home or whatever happened, and a new young man would show up. Super polite and cautious at first, then their eyes would bug out when they saw their partner relaxing on the couch or sleeping on the floor. After a few more visits, they were doing it too.
Those guys had a second home. It has been more than 30 years now, and Dad is gone (RIP), but Mom still gets occasional phone calls or letters from those guys today.
For a period of time at work someone was "beaming Mormons" at people. They had (perhaps still do) a place on the website to request a visit, and someone was sending them to visit everybody in the IT department.
They showed up at my place and I explained what was happening, they were adorably crushed..."why would anyone *do* that??". We talked for a few minutes about how horrible it is to try to ride a bicycle in rural Georgia.