There was another short case on this show once. It went something like this:
**Judy**: Did you burn the plaintiff's wedding dress?
**defendant**: Because it had witchcraft on it
**Judy**: Judgment for the plaintiff.
so dumb he didn't even realize what he just did
* 20 second case.
* $20,000 in earnings for Judge Judy in that time frame.
Bring in the dancing lobsters
I’ve witnessed something similar. I work for CPS and we were in court determining if two children should be in placement longer. We brought a police officer with us to testify how many times he’s had to stop the couple for shoplifting and using their children to hide things, he was listing what movies they had their children help them steal. He listed off beauty and the beast, frozen, fantastic beasts and where to find them, up and then the mother jumps up and yells “it wasn’t up! It was it was cars 2!!”
Needless to say we won the case.
so these dogs killed my cat. we take the people to court and the judge asks if anyone has complained the woman says no then goes on a long winded rant about how they had to move the dog from their grandsons house because people complained about it jumping fences and killing cats, but "who cares they are just cats and no one likes cats". I got 950 bucks and they had to spend 2600 more to put up a tall fence.
I like the one where they dispute ownership of a dog. The dog runs to its owner and the scene is very sweet.
What does he say I can’t tell