My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114.
"Bill Nye just walked into our elevator whilst I was snapchatting"
Aziz is smooth
When the blacksmith has no more work to do
Saudi Arabia accidentally prints textbook showing Yoda sitting next to the king
Angela Kinsey retweeted this terrifying faceswap
I will find you...
Lemme just check my horoscope
My grandma emailed me "the air force's capture of the eclipse", and this was the photo.
When you misjudge the couch
Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?
The best proof of the flat earth so far
Over the moon with the gift his owner gave him
Not today you furry oaf!
Top post on all reminded me of the time my husband's phone connected to my car while I was following him
Cover me, I'm reloading!
Cause and effect
Andy Dwyer...gotta love him
Tit for Tat
Smells like pumpkin spice.
Jogging IS the worst!
Can't trust anyone these days...
Left this note with a pack of condoms for my 16-year-old son after he confided in me that he and his girlfriend were thinking about taking the "next step"
Baby just can't believe it
Years of hard work went into this costume
We found them!!
My wife wondered why I was so excited to hit 80k miles
When it's the end of my shift on a Friday and I see my boss coming to ask me to stay for overtime.
It's nice to know that Jesus has the same problem as me.
You might be a hipster, but you'll never be a hipster spinning thread at a BMW service waiting room
Elijah Woody Harrelson
It’s been a stealthy three months
Can you make me a website?
Rob the store but I don't know what to take,I choose to broke the glass then run
On a vending machine at my college today. Someone isn't satisfied with their higher education.
Few seconds before the invention of the vagina
Drake and Josh had some great moments.
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