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39698
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
97353
How my son shovels
13726
Batman throwing confetti...
8091
Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.
4220
Star Trek did it first.
2943
“Why’s the living room always messy?”
1154
'Merica!
1888
Oh no, I’m under attack.
1648
Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?
4090
Whoops...
656
Zero fucks were given that day
183238
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
4322
Cat squees over pup
28560
Girl brings Wii controller to a party and people think it’s a vape.
507
This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.
2002
Women are in trouble in 2018
503
Read it and weep
206
Accountant Needed
1255
Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.
443
Best Uber Ever
2804
Then you realize she still needs a little time...
352
IT'S A TRAP
1369
Why did you leave me with these, these things?
123
Family dinner
2120
Birth of a Supervillian
1116
While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.
75
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
168
My biggest fears in life
770
Greatest faint tactic of Football
506
You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.
182
Amazon Reviewer recommends shade
72507
An invisible obstacle
846
Oh no, me gold!
266
Disturbing Squidward Cosplay
202
My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.
123
Best hulk cosplay ever
174
This show was gold
127
My boss invited me to a meeting after I had had a couple of drinks at happy hour. This was my response. I don't know why I didn't just hit accept and not say anything. I'm curious as to what he will say to me tomorrow.
309
Are you ok?
1695
Shitstorm in the Netherlands
2822 TooShiftyForYou "Be careful to avoid this new stuff."
10112 1337butterfly maybe they think you got a new carpet and they don't want to get mud on it?
1033 DaydreamKid Plastic runners are lava.
2140 lemoninski Cover the entire room with the runners. Now they have no choice. You've got them this time!!
980 KatyCowbelter No saving carpet in a home with 2 dogs. Sorry.
1222 jsuzcrust Up vote for assclowns
932 theoreticallyben It’s probably because it’s an unusual texture. Give it time and they may get used to it. They could end up avoiding it forever though. I’d recommend trying a reward based system to train them to use it. Of course, if they’re going in and out quite a bit that may prove inefficient.
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139 baicai18 I bought one of those blackhole litter mats for my cat so it would hopefully collect most of it. Extra big one at that. That punk cat decides, nope, let's just long jump over it spraying more litter everywhere
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56 Schnauzerbutt How to take care of carpeting. Step one: throw it in the trash