Ok honest, at first glance I thought your parents got you a sock for masturbating.
This was funnier when I thought it was a jizz sock.
Took me way too long to realize this was a Harry Potter reference and not a jizz sock.
Why the fuck would you carelessly cover up the last word? I just don't get how some people's brains work, seriously.
You probably should break up with your girlfriend otherwise your wife from that post 8 days ago might get mad.
Possibly fake. Since when did amazon employees write things on the things they send out?
You should break up with her too if she was dating both of your parents.
To be honest I would have been truly touched especially if my parents knew I was into Harry Potter
Wow. Your girlfriend must have been pretty awful.
Glad your parents finally broke up with your girlfriend. That was a weird couple of months.
For people who do not get it, this is a reference to Harry Potter. In Harry Potter dobby is an elf who has an master but when he got a sock he was freed as you can see in the picture it says “dobbie-you are...” and there is an sock there too. So his parents just told him he is a free elf(person)
Hmmm you had a wife just 8 days ago