After consulting WebMD and watching some old episodes of House, I have determined I have Ricketsiallpox and Lupus.
*About Your Weird Choice*
Of formatting *your Signs, Please And* Thank You
Rod of Asclepius
Not very important, but the joke kind of loses its edge.
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...ok. As soon as you stop confusing your knowing how to install an app on your iPhone with my software engineering degree
....i work IT in a Hospital
Until you realize half the time they are using Google themselves to help treat you.
You're a service provider so you'd damned well better be prepared to discuss my Google search and how it relates to my health or I will get someone who will.
I've never had a doctor who ever batted an eye at questions or concerns being brought up regardless of the source of the information.
My current MD seems happy that anyone cares enough at all and always starts off with "Let's talk about that..." and then gives me his medical opinion.
At the end of the day, tho, it is still my health and I'll be the one making the decisions. Make sure you're a trusted source of information and not an insecure prick.
Please don't get mad at me for being worried about my own health and well-being. Going to the doctor is fucking expensive.