Reminds me of this old joke:
>Two Saudi brothers move to the United States. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.
>A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
>The Brother says, "Fuck you, rag-head!"