Score
Title
10283
Finally redone correctly.
73887
I knew something seemed off
4658
Found out who the local drug dealer is...
3413
Apparently I'm late for an important meeting with my cat
12823
Got a new t-shirt yesterday.
10112
After a 12 inch snowstorm someone sculpted a car in the snow.
1546
First day of College, I think I like this class.
5584
Local donut place making light of our nation's current trend
2289
Just a simple spell
1938
civil engineer who always wanted to be a network engineer
1401
Me on Valentine's day
8962
Our teacher was struggling to find where her pdf is every time. So we made this.
2151
An attempt was made
2295
To Cool For Cat School
627
Broken Hart
2858
Just keep walking son. Don't make eye contact
1059
Love these animals
1588
Beware of Doggos!!
2990
"Can I just once..."
1829
Texas is HUGE!
651
This kid forgets he has legs
1545
Forget about tide pods , cotton candy is the new thing ! ( it’s free )
12981
Do not go gentle into that good night
233
1 Man 1 Treadmill
510
My friend tried to take a picture of her ice cream
491
What....what year is it?
1569
Loading 95%
964
Girl attempts a blowjob
436
Finland, the land of social anxiety
1493
Take your kid to work day
170
Hey, you have some di-mpph.
155
Funny funny
86
It snowed today in South Carolina. My Papa made a snowman!
85
This meat tray looks like a image of space
493
They asked us to send a picture OF our desired ice cream cake, what we got was the picture ON a cake. My daughter's birthday has gone meta.
87
Great. I'm gonna be here all day.
133
Cat.exe has stopped working.
451
Designated Doggo
1294
When you visit a pet adoption centre
11220
Oh Texas...
260 the_undad_10 If I wanted Facebook *comedy*, I’d be on Facebook.
79 deuxxi r/comedycemetery
65 bigview65 Yeah, the Middle East is just as magical as how Disney describes it.
11 completecrap Damn this comment section is angry.
17 fridlet Or Canada, or Mexico, because they have stricter immigration laws than the US.....
4 tictacshaq Flying carpets have no limitations
6 InterdisciplinaryGas Actually, Aladdin was probably supposed to be from Saudi Arabia so would probably be allowed in. Good luck trying to bring in that lamp though. "What's in the lamp sir" "Wise crackin' genie" "Sir am gonna ask you to come with me"
30 makenzie71 We allow virtually everyone in. Unlike virtually everyone else.
23 DoubleSteve Just in case you're being serious, even in Trump's America immigration rules are much more lax than in most other nations. There is a reason why Asian nations for example stay racially homogeneous, while you can expect to meet people of every racial background in America.
3 toohigh4anal This is the dumbest thing I've seen without browsing r/new ... I can't believe someone took time to make this.
5 MeddlMoe Ah yes, the thief, and the heiress to a totalitarian dictator are not getting in. Seems to be working well then.
37 man_on_the_street666 Sure you’re allowed. Just do it legally.
19 TheKillector Going to any particular country is not a right, it is a privilege granted by that country. This isn't that difficult.
23 hpbojoe He's probably from some shithole though
7 Egalitarianatheist Or many other countries! You do realize the United States has by far the most open immigration system right? Even with the travel ban. It's like when people call voter ID laws racist, go to literally any other country and try to vote without ID see what happens! In Canada you aren't even legally a Canadian citizen if you do not have ID on you. So the police can hold you indefinitely without charge if you can't provide identification. This is not done but the point is it can be done. Did you know that you can't fly from Canada to Iran or vice versa? Did you know that the only way a family member from Iran can come to Canada is if a Canadian citizen sends them a visa? Even then they must fly to Europe and then to Canada. Why are all of you not attacking Justin Trudeau for his racist, exclusionary policies?
2 alpkisheler B-but there were no United States during Aladdin's time. Well, probably except Mormons.