Your 23andme results are back: you are the love child of Penn Jillette and Colonel Sanders.
"I'd only get crap every year" I'd hate to see the other gifts
Dude is just trying to sell shirts on eBay. Look at their post history.
With that diet I imagine you do only crap once a year
Watch out for aphids. They burn the urethra something fierce.
You look like someone who should indulge in a few more greens.
Watch Cowspiracy. You got all crap this year.
What does "FICK LETTUCE" mean?
Why do people think vegetarian/vegan food = lettuce?
Lettuce is mostly water and has like 0 nutritional value.
I first read the title as "I only get to crap once a year." Which makes sense if he hates vegetables.
And because of your diet you only get to crap once every year.
If you're only getting crap every year, you should probably do more than fuck lettuce - you should eat it out as well.
cool, somebody older than I am on Reddit. lol