He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
He's been fur-minated.
You should collect all the shiba fluff and build a replica shiba lying beside him/her.
"The fluff splatter analysis tells us that his attacker came up from behind."
Doggo McPupper Stuff died in his own pupper fluff.
When the sex was so good, you can't move after...
Aw dude that looks like that dog was SO satisfied. Can you imagine getting all that off you?
In the criminal justice system, animal-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
My cat gets overly dramatic after I brush her too.
Cop: You have the right to remain adorable.
Dog Cop: You think this is a barking joke?
Make sure to clean it all up... I lazied once, left it in the yard... fucking squirrels took it for nesting material and now it falls out of the trees on windy days .... #shiba_problems
No! It wasn't me! Uh... IT WAS THE SPOOKY GHOST!!!
I had a Norwegian Elkhound that I used to pull enough shedding fur out of to stuff a king sized pillow!
That was the best dog ever though...
It feels like shedding season has started even earlier this year.
I kind of wish that my Husky need a yard leash. She's not fat or anything. She's just lazy. Only gets super hyper when other dogs come around and then all of a sudden she has energy. My Australian Shepard is the same way. I don't recommend it if you don't have a fence. But my dogs legit won't leave the yard. Best dogs on earth. But god could I do without all the Husky hair lmao