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Subreddit Of The Month [December 2017]: /r/raimimemes. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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My husband always got colored pencils for his birthday and Christmas growing up and he hates them cause he’s colorblind. He’s wanted an iPhone forever so today I bought him one and this is how I wrapped it.
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A bitter man’s dying wish
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The Best Full Page Ad Ever
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Chris Pine checks out Gal Gadot, and brilliantly saves himself
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Imagine losing because of your penis
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Waiting in line
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Anybody see where my toy went?
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I’m not quite sure Fox News thought this graphic through...
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Can't wait to get a kiss under the missle toe this year
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That feeling you get when you're saving your species.
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Teen Jeopardy
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Guy in my town really knows how to decorate for the holidays.
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More actresses stepping forward accusing Michael Cera of giving them blue balls.
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My boss gave us Friday off
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We got new neighbors. They have dogs
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FINALLY, a country that cares about light pollution!
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White Native Americans
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My Girlfriend got me when I least expected it. I think I have to marry her.
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"Are you the new good boy we have heard about?" - 'Yes, I am he."
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Ill bet this was a drunk idea gone right.
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Have you ever wondered why women live longer then men?
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Ms. Moore I give you 1/2 a star.
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Just another day at the office...
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Khal Drogo's workout routine
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Why I trim my pubes.
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I do the same thing when I see cake, baby
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I'll take "Nicknames for My Penis" for $300
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Lest we forget, this guy was defending the Homeland from terrorism 30 years ago
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“Does he bite?” —— “No, but he judges you”
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No thanks, I won't be opening that
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Dear Santa... it was worth it...
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My grandpa sends me this every time I'm on my phone next to him
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They didn’t think that through.
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Mommy's lil Monster meets Santa & Krampus
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Who's your best friend
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Still gets me every time
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Stephen Curry on a Korean TV Show
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Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows
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Sad
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Help. Me.
54 din7 So if you're reading that... you may want to stop breaking into people's vehicles and posting pics of it online. P.S. Turn off the overhead light.
26 hawkesburycooper That shit wouldn't happen if you had the viper
21 Mafiya_chlenom_K My car has only been broken into once. They took my stereo and left a PS2 (brand new at the time) and a crapload of games sitting in the back seat. Was a long drive home.. didn't feel like unloading right away. That was the night that my pet spider died (brown recluse named "Fuckshit").
7 enfugz are you by chance in Baltimore?
3 the-silent-man Must be near Patterson Park
4 kickasstimus I've never been to Baltimore. I lived in College Station Texas for a while, just after Katrina and Rita. There were a lot of desperate people in CS around that time. My car was broken in to so many times I stopped locking it and, unless it was going to rain, just kept the windows rolled down, or the top down. I got tired of replacing windows. I had a Ford Mustang. My radio was stolen along with a bunch of burned CD's. My center console was stolen along with my air conditioning duct work. My airbags were stolen. My convertible top was cut open for some reason. (The car was unlocked) Someone tried, but failed, to steal the seats, the gauges, the wheels, the trunk lid, and the spoiler (all separate incidents.) Almost everything that was removable from the car was, at some point, the subject of a theft or an attempted theft. People tried to steal the whole car but couldn't manage to start it (kill switch). I caught a guy doing just that. I lazily told him to get out and lazily called the cops.
3 JonTheBold "Thanks for the F shack." - Love, [Dirty Mike and the Boys](https://youtu.be/u9jqV6-EPWk).
3 Iamnotthefirst I know a guy who had his crappy car broken into more than once. The last time they left the door open in the middle of winter so he found it full of snow in the morning.
2 tiffanysugarbush This is really really sad, not funny.
2 makewhoopy PT cruiser dash?
2 onemetallicat Way to stay classy Baltimore!
2 beckoning_cat Worked in Baltimore, can confirm. My favorite was when someone smashed my window to steal my handicap parking tag and then I got a parking ticket. fuck baltimore.
2 I_Came_Premature In baltimore about a month ago i walked into a store for all of 3 minutes. In that time someone broke into my car to steal the change from my center console. Felt so violated.
2 pazimpanet I was in Baltimore last weekend and it made me very sad seeing what could be such a cool city in such a gross state. While we were there a homicide detective got murdered. I spent a while on /r/Baltimore and got even sadder. It's a weird thing that people post revelations that they traveled to other cities and realized that they don't have to feel like they're in danger "whenever they leave their houses." Other people posting about wanting to leave because they don't feel safe getting shouted at and cussed out in the comment section. Hopefully they can turn it around.