That's only in the morning, people are supposed to be up cooking breakfast and shit.
Couldn’t you have just talked to him calmly rather than left a passive aggressive note that will serve only to make him actively dislike you/your neighbors? This is a potentially dangerous situation and you’re using it to write poems for Reddit karma.
It's really hard for me to get behind messages like this. Never know what the person actually did just the story from someone who obviously feels strongly about their opinion. Idk just what kind of environment they're living in, if the driver has ever actually endangered anyone, or if OP is just annoyed.
I hope they left you a similar passive aggressive note.
At my old apartment I too had a neighbor who would peel out of the parking lot near daily at 6 or 7 am.
Then one morning I woke up to the usual sound of him peeling out followed almost immediately by tires squealing and a loud crunch. Then a few seconds later the sound of metal scraping across the ground as he drove back in.
Never heard him peel out again.
It was the most wonderful sound.
My neighbors children come roaring up everyday in their SUV, music screaming then top it off with a horn blast at their mother's gate. Aside from the horn blast our little community is quiet and the rap music screaming obscenities can be heard coming from blocks away. My only victory in this situation is the knowledge that I too was once an annoying asshole and am now suffering the hearing loss as consequence. Karma does finally catch up with us. Good luck with your poem.
You actually think this passive aggressive bullshit is funny? I mean I know humor is subjective but what kind of a person finds this humorous.
I'd make it a point to annoy you as much as possible.
Passive aggressivity is always better than calling the cops. He'll keep doing it and some kid will get killed.
You must live in the PNW, the passive aggressive is strong in you
Damn. You should publish greeting cards.