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Title
39698
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
97353
How my son shovels
13726
Batman throwing confetti...
8091
Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.
4220
Star Trek did it first.
2943
“Why’s the living room always messy?”
1154
'Merica!
1888
Oh no, I’m under attack.
1648
Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?
4090
Whoops...
656
Zero fucks were given that day
183238
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
4322
Cat squees over pup
28560
Girl brings Wii controller to a party and people think it’s a vape.
507
This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.
2002
Women are in trouble in 2018
503
Read it and weep
206
Accountant Needed
1255
Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.
443
Best Uber Ever
2804
Then you realize she still needs a little time...
352
IT'S A TRAP
1369
Why did you leave me with these, these things?
123
Family dinner
2120
Birth of a Supervillian
1116
While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.
75
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
168
My biggest fears in life
770
Greatest faint tactic of Football
506
You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.
182
Amazon Reviewer recommends shade
72507
An invisible obstacle
846
Oh no, me gold!
266
Disturbing Squidward Cosplay
202
My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.
123
Best hulk cosplay ever
174
This show was gold
127
My boss invited me to a meeting after I had had a couple of drinks at happy hour. This was my response. I don't know why I didn't just hit accept and not say anything. I'm curious as to what he will say to me tomorrow.
309
Are you ok?
1695
Shitstorm in the Netherlands
81 _Vitriol That's only in the morning, people are supposed to be up cooking breakfast and shit.
155 visionquester OP - let us know how this works out.
84 theliyonkang Oh god the cringe
119 Jimblejang Couldn’t you have just talked to him calmly rather than left a passive aggressive note that will serve only to make him actively dislike you/your neighbors? This is a potentially dangerous situation and you’re using it to write poems for Reddit karma.
23 Tiggercoco Peeling?...what?
15 shaansubbaiah r/boottoobig
22 SpartanRage117 It's really hard for me to get behind messages like this. Never know what the person actually did just the story from someone who obviously feels strongly about their opinion. Idk just what kind of environment they're living in, if the driver has ever actually endangered anyone, or if OP is just annoyed.
24 [deleted] [deleted]
18 corsair1617 I hope they left you a similar passive aggressive note.
11 ReverendHobo At my old apartment I too had a neighbor who would peel out of the parking lot near daily at 6 or 7 am. Then one morning I woke up to the usual sound of him peeling out followed almost immediately by tires squealing and a loud crunch. Then a few seconds later the sound of metal scraping across the ground as he drove back in. Never heard him peel out again. It was the most wonderful sound.
3 AlfaKitty My neighbors children come roaring up everyday in their SUV, music screaming then top it off with a horn blast at their mother's gate. Aside from the horn blast our little community is quiet and the rap music screaming obscenities can be heard coming from blocks away. My only victory in this situation is the knowledge that I too was once an annoying asshole and am now suffering the hearing loss as consequence. Karma does finally catch up with us. Good luck with your poem.
10 Versatile337 You actually think this passive aggressive bullshit is funny? I mean I know humor is subjective but what kind of a person finds this humorous.
7 pearlstorm I'd make it a point to annoy you as much as possible.
5 Scordare I like how subtle it is.
12 gutfounderedgal Passive aggressivity is always better than calling the cops. He'll keep doing it and some kid will get killed.
12 CoAxCowboy You must live in the PNW, the passive aggressive is strong in you
13 ftmtrever Damn. You should publish greeting cards.