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Rocking dat ass.
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The orb of confusion
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Nice to see you again, Freddie!
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Breaking a wine glass using a frequency generator and a megaphone
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I've been training all my life for this.
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Just act like it never happened.
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Entrepreneurs selling hot dogs in front of a Ban Meat at Berkeley stand
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Well, shit.
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Some people should never have been given photo software
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Salvation for dummies
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Waiting for my Physiotherapist and thus caught my attention
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Every Craigslist buyer ever
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Ay bro you stole my chicken nugget..
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When you ask who the good boy is.
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Powering up for launch in 5...4...3...
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Bruh...
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Logic is for losers...
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Please don't confuse the two...
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Ghost egg scared of its own tiddies ??
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The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my city.
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Pure Evil
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Ruins of an ancient civilization
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Got a little muddy on the ATV!
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Thanks for clearing that up, bitch.
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Mumford & Sons
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This kid's going places!
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True Love
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Main benefit
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Dammit Schrodinger
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My daughter working on her De Niro impression.
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Cookie Logic
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Who's up for a movie marathon?
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Now That’s trigonometry
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The new series of DuckTales is utterly brilliant.
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They've been hiding out together this entire time?
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FATALITY!
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What's that you're looking at?
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Potty trained
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"Fuck"
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Russian dove
361 munster1588 I think those are the action figures from Marvel's new Netflix series "The Redeemers".
58 TuckRaker G.I. Jesus
46 RamsesThePigeon My mother collects nativity scenes, and a setup like this would probably be right at home in her house... although it would likely look a little bit different after my stepbrother got his hands on it. See, my family has a number of bizarre Christmas traditions. One of them involves creating gingerbread houses with incredibly graphic scenes of carnage, but that's over in a single night. The custom that lasts throughout the entire holiday season is the ongoing war between my stepbrother and my mother. Everything starts when my mother sets up a dozen or so of her nativity scenes. Once they're all on display, my stepbrother will do something small to one of them and see how long it takes my mother to notice. (He'll usually replace the baby Jesus with a Tootsie Roll or something.) My mother will eventually demand the Magic Jew's return to his manger, my stepbrother will oblige, and everyone will settle their differences over a mug of hot chocolate. Then, when nobody is looking, my stepbrother will escalate things. One year, he switched all of the Jesi with one another and also had an action figure of some variety pay one of them a visit. On another year, he allegedly left clues in each of the mangers about where the missing Messiahs could be found. My mother is usually a pretty good sport about it, too... although she didn't appreciate it much when one of her Sons of Man wound up in a rather *compromising* position. That one may have been my doing, to be honest. **TL;DR Noel, noel, noel, noel. Gone is the king of Is-ra-el.**
44 necronomidom Latina Grandmas can't resist the Guadalupe Expansion Pack™
12 zissou99 Put an Obi Wan figure up there and see how long it lasts
17 swift1999 It's not an action figure it's a collectors statue
4 TheQueq And here I thought they looked like pieces from a giant chess set.
5 BigZeon Oh look the 3rd one from the bottom right has the battle staff, that's rare to find included in the collection now a days.
8 FlipityDipityDoo It's incredible how a couple generations can cause such a huge difference in religious devotion. I've seen this exact thing in *many* families. The grandmother or parents are very religious with a house full of religious imagery and "action figures" but, one or two generations down the line, religion is no longer a major concern in day-to-day life. From practically all-consuming to a non-factor. Religion's decline in modern life is very steep. I'm not upset about that.
4 will1ill I'm looking, but I don't see St. Anthony. Know Anyone I can ask to help me find something that can't be found?
4 omar1993 Oh shit! Is that Jesus the Destroyer of Sin 1st edition with Christ Fu grip? *Sweet*
4 Carnivile What? No collection of portraits of the Pope? Heresy!
5 Richard31328 Saints Row.
6 timdogg1934 Grandma has good taste!
3 RunDNA She needs some vehicles to round out her collection. Maybe a Noah's Ark or an Ezekiel's chariot/spaceship.
3 Having_an_A1_day League of Ecclesiastical Men.
3 orangegrove13 Was 666th up vote..yikes
3 goofball_jones "Oh, nieto. Why must you do this and make fun. I will light a candle for you at church today..."