Dude doesn't need a sweater. He's wearing a beef jacket.
How I feel in almost any situation that’s confrontational.
I was at the movies once with a big bag of popcorn in my lap. A stranger next to me reached in my bag and took a big handful of my popcorn while proceeding to eat it.
I could not help but to laugh my ass off and then the stranger started to laugh himself. We were both laughing so hard we almost had tears.
What's the source on this gay porn?
Sort of relevant....couple years ago was out playing pool & having drinks, got hungry so ordered sandwich. As it's being delivered, rando guy grabs half the sandwich and runs out the door. All we could do was laugh at the absurdity of a grown ass guy doing this with the 'yoinks' sound effect going through our minds. Apparently was a regular & many people knew him, so workers didn't get bent out of shape, just made another sandwich.
honestly this wouldnt be that bad of fight. dude in the sweater isn't small.
I like to picture this as going like, "hey bro, you need to ask first!" "Sorry bro, may I have a chicken nugget?" "Sure, have some dipping sauce too"!
Guy's girl: I can't believe you let him do that.
Guy: Like I'm gonna get my ass kicked over a piece of chicken.
Guy: You're just lucky he didn't want a piece of you.
Guy: Cause I sure as hell don't have that much bbq sauce.
Share the chicken or get Debo-ed.