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Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.
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The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines
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Hello!
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Nice Job!
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Someone left their phone in a Little Caesar's and found this on their iCloud
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American problems...
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Slinkies make the best anti-squirrel security devices
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the good old times
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This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.
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Well shit.
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Perfect execution.
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Super punch
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Little girl, big coat
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Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.
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My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.
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Concentrate on a different person every loop
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It's not just any biscuit....
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Cremated
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Tinder date triangle
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Godammit
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Smarties
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Strength in numbers?
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dog.exe has encountered stairs
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"Moved house, dog has never seen stairs before"
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Karl Pilkington
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A gentle reminder that you are disposable
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And I wasn't even drunk yet
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hello yes hi, I am borns now
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I'm a traditional guy. I'll do it my way.
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Turning white girl problems into solutions.
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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview
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Engineers and spellings...
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Spoiled Intimate Moment
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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This accident is brought to you by...
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Adulting Level: Pro
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Instructions on box were not clear
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Instructions Were Unclear
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Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp celebrate National Cheeseburger Day
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Something doesn't add up ...
715 Zydaphex This looks kinda... photoshopped?
139 FutureFruit I don't understand why you went through all the trouble of photoshopping this... Just for imaginary internet points? I don't get people.
185 ld43233 Something doesn't add up here. I got it!! OP doesn't have a girlfriend.
72 RingTailx1 r/iamverysmart
71 ThreeCr0wns Are you going to explain to her that she never bought you the shirt and you just photoshopped an image to create a fictitious one?
61 juanmannn This photoshopped shirt post is weird and it's not even cool. I suddenly feel like I'm participating in marketing.
91 tokumeikibou1 That....... is photoshopped.......
105 khanfusion I'm actually a R&M fan and even I'm sick of this shit everywhere.
17 Stewartw642 Not only is it photoshopped, but it wasn't really funny to begin with.
34 Canuckle777 I couldn't spot the photoshop until I followed the fingers pointing at it.
11 tannerisBM This is so cringe, you'd see stuff like this on t-shirts in walmart.
31 n92265 Fake shirt. No girlfriend.
10 Zenbabe_ This is a shill pic, I see this shit on sponsored pics on Instagram all the time.
51 kwaitwhat "My Girlfriend"... Then why the wedding ring?
118 Get_Your_Kicks To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
42 Daimo >I'll have to explain to her when I see her later she she's wrong. "Listen Sarah, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Sarah, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage." *belches*
12 technicolorpineapple This shirt is the worst. It mine as well be one of those fucking minion memes your mom posts all over facebook. Buy from ZenMonkey or other licensed stores that give credit for the original art. Those garbage ad stores off facebook are ripping off other people's art and selling you low quality crap.
10 Vic_the_Dick Ricardo & Mortimer 😂😂😂 **burp**
42 --_-__-- DAE rack and mortician? I love the part where he goes PICKLESSSSS! Edit 1: OMFG praise Sagan my most upboated is about pick and Martin! I guess more [INTJ]e(le)ctuals are out there besides me! Faith in humanity =restored! Edit 2: in the words of our lord and savior, dick, **BURP!** SESSION SAUCE! (Only REAL fans <with high IQs I might add> will get that joke!) Edit 3: obligatory thanks for the gold kind stranger!