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Subreddit Of The Month [February 2018]: /r/grandpajoehate. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Let's have a break.
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just some casual NYC Subway reading..
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I was molded by the boop
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Her reaction to the fresh grass growing in the park.
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Mine. Mine. Mine.
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My son bought me this shirt for my birthday, if it wasn't for him, I'd only get crap every year.
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This kid is going places.
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Underwear thinks this is a good idea, but cereal doesn't?
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Life can be unfair sometimes...
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No, wait, watch how awesome I am too.
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Pretty honest marketing
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She will literally rest her head on anything
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I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table.
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Ancient Japanese wisdom had me figured out from the start
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He saw his chance and took it ruthlessly
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Physics 101
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I wouldn't know how to react either.
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Who wore it best? 2018 edition
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Why are we ignoring the fact that Disney nailed it, like 20yrs ago?
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Eyes on the road, kid.
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Why would anyone play this game...
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Music so good u have to comb your hair before dancing
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Meanwhile in Toronto...
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A bit late sir but still funny
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My college doesn't want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
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True
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So my professor got the flu...
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What a present
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What was that?
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Is this what happens when the cameraman forgets to say β€˜smile!’? I just received this charming flyer for a local restaurant.
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Who the hell designed these and why?
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Secret pawshake
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Priorities
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NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING..... im not full auto.... This is
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New hat, very fashion
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If this isn't the truth.
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Smashing some myths about drugs
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If I fits...
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Good for him!
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Fabulous
720 Zydaphex This looks kinda... photoshopped?
146 FutureFruit I don't understand why you went through all the trouble of photoshopping this... Just for imaginary internet points? I don't get people.
188 ld43233 Something doesn't add up here. I got it!! OP doesn't have a girlfriend.
73 RingTailx1 r/iamverysmart
71 ThreeCr0wns Are you going to explain to her that she never bought you the shirt and you just photoshopped an image to create a fictitious one?
61 juanmannn This photoshopped shirt post is weird and it's not even cool. I suddenly feel like I'm participating in marketing.
89 tokumeikibou1 That....... is photoshopped.......
108 khanfusion I'm actually a R&M fan and even I'm sick of this shit everywhere.
16 Stewartw642 Not only is it photoshopped, but it wasn't really funny to begin with.
39 Canuckle777 I couldn't spot the photoshop until I followed the fingers pointing at it.
10 tannerisBM This is so cringe, you'd see stuff like this on t-shirts in walmart.
31 n92265 Fake shirt. No girlfriend.
10 Zenbabe_ This is a shill pic, I see this shit on sponsored pics on Instagram all the time.
50 kwaitwhat "My Girlfriend"... Then why the wedding ring?
116 Get_Your_Kicks To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. πŸ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
40 Daimo >I'll have to explain to her when I see her later she she's wrong. "Listen Sarah, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Sarah, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage." *belches*
13 technicolorpineapple This shirt is the worst. It mine as well be one of those fucking minion memes your mom posts all over facebook. Buy from ZenMonkey or other licensed stores that give credit for the original art. Those garbage ad stores off facebook are ripping off other people's art and selling you low quality crap.
8 Vic_the_Dick Ricardo & Mortimer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ **burp**
42 --_-__-- DAE rack and mortician? I love the part where he goes PICKLESSSSS! Edit 1: OMFG praise Sagan my most upboated is about pick and Martin! I guess more [INTJ]e(le)ctuals are out there besides me! Faith in humanity =restored! Edit 2: in the words of our lord and savior, dick, **BURP!** SESSION SAUCE! (Only REAL fans <with high IQs I might add> will get that joke!) Edit 3: obligatory thanks for the gold kind stranger!