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Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.
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The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines
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Hello!
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Nice Job!
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Someone left their phone in a Little Caesar's and found this on their iCloud
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American problems...
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Slinkies make the best anti-squirrel security devices
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the good old times
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This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.
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Well shit.
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Perfect execution.
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Super punch
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Little girl, big coat
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Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.
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My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.
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Concentrate on a different person every loop
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It's not just any biscuit....
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Cremated
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Tinder date triangle
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Godammit
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Smarties
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Strength in numbers?
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dog.exe has encountered stairs
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"Moved house, dog has never seen stairs before"
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Karl Pilkington
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A gentle reminder that you are disposable
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And I wasn't even drunk yet
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hello yes hi, I am borns now
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I'm a traditional guy. I'll do it my way.
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Turning white girl problems into solutions.
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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview
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Engineers and spellings...
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Spoiled Intimate Moment
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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This accident is brought to you by...
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Adulting Level: Pro
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Instructions on box were not clear
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Instructions Were Unclear
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Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp celebrate National Cheeseburger Day
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Something doesn't add up ...
799 AskMeAdvice But why?
101 KnightHawk37 Oh, that's nasty
378 ss300oogle This is disgusting. Imagine the smell of that tiny room.
2963 clashbuster Thats what we call an infestation. For those who've never known a cat infestation. Yes, they turn into vermin if you dont stop them from breeding. I once knew an old guy who had four cats. Ten years later he had more than 200 cats with no way to feed them or take care of them. They all just kinda hung around his house, getting all over the roof and garage. He eventually stopped letting them inside because they were nasty. The only thing keeping most of them from starving to death was his old roommate who worked at a mcdonalds. The roommate would bring a trashbag of greasy left-over scraps each day and dump in the lawn to allow the cats to feast. Every night they would partake in an incestial orgy in combination with constant rabid battles for power. Yes, it was incredibly loud. Yes, they had a power structure. The biggest cats always ate first. Not a single cat there was without battle scars. Many of them had missing eyes or legs even. When one died the others would feast. It was like a real life barbarian tribe. There was also a big-ass goat which kinda held it's own and helped itself to the food all it wanted too. It had no problem fending off multiple cats when it needed to. Thing had huge horns and a tough body. Shooting them was the most humane option. So that's what we did.
96 mycatiswatchingyou This is in the wrong sub...it's not funny.
118 hhkweku Catastrophe!
114 GoodHabitMags People who let their cats overbreed are disgusting. Not only is it inhumane to have so many cats in a small space, it causes disease and a HORRIBLE smell.
26 Njodr I can smell the ammonia from here.
53 thrillerjesus That's too many cats.
33 kind2311 I can smell that person's house through my phone screen. Barf.
139 Targalaka This is not funny :/ those poor cats