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Subreddit Of The Month [November 2017]: /r/goodfaketexts. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Incredible Black Friday madness
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Nice job Verizon!
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"You think I'm gonna fall for your stupid games? Hahah!"
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Momma I get good marks
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An inconspicuous thief gets away with the cash
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Saw this driving
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Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?
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Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.
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My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:
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The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.
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The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.
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But it was such a good movie.
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This suck, military version.
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Playground Insults
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This guy gets it
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It's true!
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my baby treats me so good
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My grandpa called me over to install his favorite game on his new laptop. Sorry Pops.
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Parenting Idea
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Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.
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My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book.
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Don't mind us we're just passing by.
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Korg doesn't have enough pamphlets
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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why you shouldn't anthropomorphize your food
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Scary differences.
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“A man’s bookcase will tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about him.”
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I’m in Baltimore
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Last year my brother had to work on Thanksgiving. He asked me to save him a little bit of everything
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Just an early christmas present
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Most honest verizon rep ever?
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Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.
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There are Ants in my Ant's Pants
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When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...
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A magical fart
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Shock & Awe
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Sup
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Legs are awful.
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Important questions deserve detailed answers...
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This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times
804 AskMeAdvice But why?
102 KnightHawk37 Oh, that's nasty
380 ss300oogle This is disgusting. Imagine the smell of that tiny room.
2977 clashbuster Thats what we call an infestation. For those who've never known a cat infestation. Yes, they turn into vermin if you dont stop them from breeding. I once knew an old guy who had four cats. Ten years later he had more than 200 cats with no way to feed them or take care of them. They all just kinda hung around his house, getting all over the roof and garage. He eventually stopped letting them inside because they were nasty. The only thing keeping most of them from starving to death was his old roommate who worked at a mcdonalds. The roommate would bring a trashbag of greasy left-over scraps each day and dump in the lawn to allow the cats to feast. Every night they would partake in an incestial orgy in combination with constant rabid battles for power. Yes, it was incredibly loud. Yes, they had a power structure. The biggest cats always ate first. Not a single cat there was without battle scars. Many of them had missing eyes or legs even. When one died the others would feast. It was like a real life barbarian tribe. There was also a big-ass goat which kinda held it's own and helped itself to the food all it wanted too. It had no problem fending off multiple cats when it needed to. Thing had huge horns and a tough body. Shooting them was the most humane option. So that's what we did.
103 mycatiswatchingyou This is in the wrong sub...it's not funny.
118 hhkweku Catastrophe!
121 GoodHabitMags People who let their cats overbreed are disgusting. Not only is it inhumane to have so many cats in a small space, it causes disease and a HORRIBLE smell.
26 Njodr I can smell the ammonia from here.
37 kind2311 I can smell that person's house through my phone screen. Barf.
136 Targalaka This is not funny :/ those poor cats