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Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Rocking dat ass.
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The orb of confusion
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Nice to see you again, Freddie!
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Breaking a wine glass using a frequency generator and a megaphone
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I've been training all my life for this.
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Just act like it never happened.
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Entrepreneurs selling hot dogs in front of a Ban Meat at Berkeley stand
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Well, shit.
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Some people should never have been given photo software
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Salvation for dummies
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Waiting for my Physiotherapist and thus caught my attention
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Every Craigslist buyer ever
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Ay bro you stole my chicken nugget..
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When you ask who the good boy is.
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Powering up for launch in 5...4...3...
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Bruh...
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Logic is for losers...
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Please don't confuse the two...
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Ghost egg scared of its own tiddies ??
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The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my city.
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Pure Evil
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Ruins of an ancient civilization
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Got a little muddy on the ATV!
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Thanks for clearing that up, bitch.
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Mumford & Sons
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This kid's going places!
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True Love
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Main benefit
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Dammit Schrodinger
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My daughter working on her De Niro impression.
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Cookie Logic
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Who's up for a movie marathon?
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Now That’s trigonometry
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The new series of DuckTales is utterly brilliant.
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They've been hiding out together this entire time?
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FATALITY!
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What's that you're looking at?
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Potty trained
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"Fuck"
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Russian dove
158 brown_dog_anonymous I don't know why you'd give your kids a Grand Prix GTP, that's the supercharged model haha. It's like you're just begging them to get that first ticket early!
29 [deleted] Me: Hey yeah...your daughter is driving right next to me...no..no there no problem...I was just wondering if I could have her cell phone number?
48 bduxbellorum I would put this on my car with my own number, so i could troll the butt-hurt callers.
47 Senzu This is a horrible idea. Any troll 15 year old cold call this number and easily lie.
4 Isaacvithurston Do you call her dad so you can start a primate fiasco or how does this work?
5 Locomotifs And make sure it's manual transmission. Can't ......hmmm....HARDER to text while both hands are busy.
7 drive2fast Remake the sticker with magnetic print on sheets. Then you can make your own magnetic bumper sticker to click over it while driving.
2 LunyxMW Hey, all the power to him. I had an 04 GT as my first car and loved the thing. Fast forward many years and I decided to buy an 06 GXP with 60k as my daily driver. There was just something special about these cars and I needed another one. It's a shame GM axed them instead of Buick just because they had sales presence in China. They were really coming back in the US with the G8 and Solstice.
3 A-Bone I can't believe I haven't seen bumper stickers like this.. Brilliant.. *Source: am a dad*
1 NorthboundPachyderm Primate Fiasco~! Spotted!
1 lxlGame-0verlxl Rip voice mail
1 kjpugs My dad put this on our ride-on mower (when I mowed) before I got my license. It was... embarrassing.
1 manchildofcancer I just became the 1000th woooooo!
1 feor1300 Only works if you're going slow enough they can read the phone number. :P
1 somesortofspookyfox aaand now i want len & joe's...
1 rlovelock I'd be worried about getting prank calls from trolls looking to fuck with my kid...
1 michaelad567 Nice!
1 Chex_0ut Give us the number, OP.
1 Suffuri Good way to DOX yourself, kinda a rather bad idea for family security.
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