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Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Rocking dat ass.
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The orb of confusion
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Nice to see you again, Freddie!
48009
Breaking a wine glass using a frequency generator and a megaphone
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I've been training all my life for this.
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Just act like it never happened.
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Entrepreneurs selling hot dogs in front of a Ban Meat at Berkeley stand
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Well, shit.
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Some people should never have been given photo software
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Salvation for dummies
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Waiting for my Physiotherapist and thus caught my attention
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Every Craigslist buyer ever
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Ay bro you stole my chicken nugget..
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When you ask who the good boy is.
502
Powering up for launch in 5...4...3...
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Bruh...
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Logic is for losers...
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Please don't confuse the two...
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Ghost egg scared of its own tiddies ??
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The look of pure regret as he jumped on to a responding police cruiser in my city.
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Pure Evil
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Ruins of an ancient civilization
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Got a little muddy on the ATV!
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Thanks for clearing that up, bitch.
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Mumford & Sons
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This kid's going places!
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True Love
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Main benefit
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Dammit Schrodinger
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My daughter working on her De Niro impression.
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Cookie Logic
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Who's up for a movie marathon?
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Now That’s trigonometry
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The new series of DuckTales is utterly brilliant.
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They've been hiding out together this entire time?
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FATALITY!
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What's that you're looking at?
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Potty trained
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"Fuck"
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Russian dove
602 glafrance So thats why it only unlocks if your eyes are open 🤔
145 Stratocast7 Well you could unlock a sleeping persons phone with their finger print too with out them noticing, depends how deep of a sleeper they are though.
19 thinmonkey69 What if you're Arya Stark?
47 Bluethf And they aren't gonna use the back camera for this either.
84 Pickled_Tiger Jesus why do i follow this subreddit. Calls itself "Funny", posts Buzzfeed headline...
23 BenderDeLorean Wrong camera.
5 moxzot It wont work you'd have to turn it around.
5 deplorable_rage so use a PIN instead? Is that an option?
5 Jim105 I saw one similar to this where it was the police unlocking your phone without your consent.
5 lalvarien i sleep with my eyes open. does this mean i am at risk of being caught cheating on my girlfriend?
4 JPhi1618 You can now disable TouchID and FaceID by clicking the sleep button 5 times (in the new iOS11). Just do that before bed. And all the people asking what if I'm disfigured or otherwise change my face... just use your passcode and retrain the FaceID profile so that it works again.