How many penis museum seeking people did it take to prompt this sign being put up?
Any museum is the penis museum if you're brave enough.
"Seriously guys, this is not the Penis museum. This is the Dildo museum. Excuse the similarities in the logo. "
I’ve actually been to the penis museum, it’s much larger than you would think. My girlfriend disagrees but then again she thinks the Italian penis museum left her way more satisfied because it was more “bang for her buck”
So anyways she said that is the biggest penis I have ever seen and I said I know! That's why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are a **thousand** dollars.
I literally just went to this museum about two weeks ago. Google maps originally took us to the wrong intersection... so maybe that's where this sign is.
If you're curious about the museum, it was actually very disappointing, which I suppose is par for the course in regards to penises.
"Is this where all the dicks hang out?"
"No, this is our sales team office."
"That's what I said."
My cock might as well be in a museum now, the lack of action it gets.
One of my favorite moments in Iceland was when I joined their guest WiFi, and noticed their employee WiFi was named “Phallus-Staff”. A dad certainly works there