Score
Title
39698
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
97353
How my son shovels
13726
Batman throwing confetti...
8091
Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.
4220
Star Trek did it first.
2943
“Why’s the living room always messy?”
1154
'Merica!
1888
Oh no, I’m under attack.
1648
Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?
4090
Whoops...
656
Zero fucks were given that day
183238
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
4322
Cat squees over pup
28560
Girl brings Wii controller to a party and people think it’s a vape.
507
This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.
2002
Women are in trouble in 2018
503
Read it and weep
206
Accountant Needed
1255
Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.
443
Best Uber Ever
2804
Then you realize she still needs a little time...
352
IT'S A TRAP
1369
Why did you leave me with these, these things?
123
Family dinner
2120
Birth of a Supervillian
1116
While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.
75
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
168
My biggest fears in life
770
Greatest faint tactic of Football
506
You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.
182
Amazon Reviewer recommends shade
72507
An invisible obstacle
846
Oh no, me gold!
266
Disturbing Squidward Cosplay
202
My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.
123
Best hulk cosplay ever
174
This show was gold
127
My boss invited me to a meeting after I had had a couple of drinks at happy hour. This was my response. I don't know why I didn't just hit accept and not say anything. I'm curious as to what he will say to me tomorrow.
309
Are you ok?
1695
Shitstorm in the Netherlands
287 crawling_king_snake1 Once every 2-3 years? Lol I wish haha ha...ha... :(
49 Catsarenotreptilians 27 year old virgin checking in here, you have absolutely no idea.
28 BadGimp I'd kill for that kinda action...
95 CannibalisticChad Ya, but can he jerk off with his hippo hands? Dont think so.
10 Zanos-Ixshlae 2 or 3 times! What is he, some sort of Cassanova?
5 diggerbanks How many levels of mean-spiritedness and pathetic perceptions of winning and losing does this entry have?
5 Bhalmor HA! You are wrong! I never mate!
6 gmikoner /r/meirl
2 confusedtopher My horns also line up in very much the same way.
2 Mal_Reynolds84 I wish I got laid that often
2 mexitalian_91 Too close to home bro
2 ClaudeAtlass That's racist
1 timb0sIice Railing a bigass line of rhino horn makes it *all worth it hunny*