Score
Title
15324
When you try to touch the same sides of a magnet
174121
These damn ads are what did it!
18399
I’m visiting the USA for the first time: There was a glitch in the Matrix yesterday as I stood in line at the MET, NY. [OC]
33641
the end of racism
2177
Never engage in a fight with the crazy white kid
2877
Picked my parents up at the airport last night after a vacation in Hawaii. They bought a new Christmas ornament for their trip.
1586
There was an attempt
1385
Snow in Texas!
1389
The elite doesn't want you to taste the forbidden fruit!
984
Shaq and Yao Ming make Kevin Hart look photoshopped into a picture.
1295
Shadows
343
Oh Texas...
1802
We've noticed that the map of our city looked like the Millenium Falcom so my friends decided to draw it on map using a bike app
320
My campus library is hip with the kids
1336
Nailed it...
2141
Caption says it all
1442
You never listen...
776
So THAT'S what the extra screws were for....
1978
My cactus looks like a rabbit dabbing
1550
How real men bowl
162555
I'm that sibling
253
Meanwhile in my country
179
The colors of the wind
1831
When your masters in conology really pays off
10736
“Holy sh*t guys, I think I’m a dog”
357
I couldn't help but laugh!
125
Leg exercises with friends
325
I think my son may be trying to tell me something. He slid this under my office door.
298
Bird shits a self portrait
503
Desperation lvl 100
131
LinkedIn started slipping in some new skills
15214
Minneapolis Catholic Church posted this in response to last night’s last second touch down
64281
De-evolution of my will to live
314
Send A Duck To Do A (Delivery) Mans Job
221
Golden fends off his nemesis
453
Maths could be soooo confusing sometimes...
74
Buster Keaton trying to be chivalrous
268
NO JOKE
870
Worth it!
5357
My neighbours an asshole. I figured this note was appropriate.
52 dbasinge Does anyone have any tape to put over the death button?
18 greychanjin No evidence for this, but what if the employee's a North Korean spy who intentionally caused a false alarm so that when the missiles are really coming we'll have our guard down? Edit: you guys are taking my comment way too seriously. We're on /r/funny for damn sakes.
18 CommunistSpade “I. AM. GROOOOOT!!!” -Dude sitting at Hawaii missile defense
8 SaintRico This is brilliant! We just watched this movie last night and busted up laughing when we saw this.
4 quihgon I disagree, My guess it was done on purpose to build tension in order to begin gaining public support for what would otherwise be a horribly unpopular war. Trump did it.
3 ComputerSavvy **ALWAYS** get [confirmation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHFoR6KqzAY) before hitting the Big Red Button, then unleash hell on earth if you've got confirmation. The north Koreans really should take a lesson from the Japanese, stay the hell out of Hawaiian airspace and we won't shake and bake your cities.
1 pimptywin "Emergency Alert: BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." "Emergency Alert: I AM GROOT."
1 trentblase [why did they even have the other button?](https://i.imgur.com/5mE6KoE.gif)
-2 kavadba Get the Commemorative Shirt for Hawaii's False Missile Warning! https://elevatedclothingco.com/product/hawaii-false-missile-warning-shirt/