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Subreddit Of The Month [November 2017]: /r/goodfaketexts. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Incredible Black Friday madness
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Nice job Verizon!
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"You think I'm gonna fall for your stupid games? Hahah!"
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Momma I get good marks
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An inconspicuous thief gets away with the cash
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Saw this driving
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Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?
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Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.
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My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:
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The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.
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The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.
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But it was such a good movie.
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This suck, military version.
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Playground Insults
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This guy gets it
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It's true!
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my baby treats me so good
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My grandpa called me over to install his favorite game on his new laptop. Sorry Pops.
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Parenting Idea
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Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.
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My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book.
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Don't mind us we're just passing by.
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Korg doesn't have enough pamphlets
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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why you shouldn't anthropomorphize your food
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Scary differences.
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“A man’s bookcase will tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about him.”
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I’m in Baltimore
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Last year my brother had to work on Thanksgiving. He asked me to save him a little bit of everything
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Just an early christmas present
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Most honest verizon rep ever?
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Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.
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There are Ants in my Ant's Pants
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When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...
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A magical fart
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Shock & Awe
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Sup
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Legs are awful.
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Important questions deserve detailed answers...
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This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times
220 Easytype I think that pretty much confirms it.
139 Fourzerotwo2 That means you're 2 in a 2 million
34 liarandathief Even one in a million means there are 8000 others.
16 AluminumKnuckles It never said the fortune is one in a million, only you.
14 MLieBennett Just got to collect the other 999,998 other fortune cookies with the exact same message. Still... What a horrible fortune cookie message to get even once. You could put almost anything at the end to that one. Good or bad. "You are one in a million"... Who thought that was actually chicken.
7 MelloDeath You are one in a million
12 KeMiGle If probability and statistics class taught me anything, it's that the odds of this are one in one trillion.
4 fulendulop But really you're one in 7.442 billion
4 blackdragonsbreath It's no less true just because you're told more than once.
8 god_sidge You're still two in seven thousand though!
2 A40 Don't worry. Be happy.
2 Ninjanautsi Not sure if confirms doubts or proves otherwise...
2 badgeringthewitness Even people who are one in a million need to be reminded of this from time to time.
2 Newbiebutcool The fortune is basically saying that there are one million little papers with that same fortune. 999,998 more to go.
2 Tylerds68 There are about 7.4 billion people on earth. so being one in a million means there are 7,400 people just like you, you basic bitch.
2 CatpainLeghatsenia Now open the next one and if it says "Dude, stop it and believe it already" you should start getting worried
2 Oncey My fortunes are usually scrunched up from being in a cookie for a while. Is there a special fortune cookie fortune iron?
2 SlobBarker one in 500,000 is still pretty good
1 MiMoJaMo I keep waiting for one of these fortune cookies to contain a hit of acid that has printed on it, "Live your fortune"
1 TrueFakeFacts ... in bed.
1 cilurnum r/nevertellmetheodds
1 EddieMcDowall Well considering there are 7 billion humans on Earth that's not very good news. That means there are another 7,000 replicas of you out there somewhere!
1 bblewan The chances of the fortune being different is one in a million. I think that's what they meant
1 Hectate Must have been a typo; should have said "one OF a million" instead.