I think that pretty much confirms it.
Even one in a million means there are 8000 others.
Just got to collect the other 999,998 other fortune cookies with the exact same message.
Still... What a horrible fortune cookie message to get even once. You could put almost anything at the end to that one. Good or bad.
"You are one in a million"... Who thought that was actually chicken.
If probability and statistics class taught me anything, it's that the odds of this are one in one trillion.
But really you're one in 7.442 billion
You're still two in seven thousand though!
Don't worry. Be happy.
Not sure if confirms doubts or proves otherwise...
Even people who are one in a million need to be reminded of this from time to time.
The fortune is basically saying that there are one million little papers with that same fortune. 999,998 more to go.
There are about 7.4 billion people on earth. so being one in a million means there are 7,400 people just like you, you basic bitch.
Now open the next one and if it says "Dude, stop it and believe it already" you should start getting worried
My fortunes are usually scrunched up from being in a cookie for a while. Is there a special fortune cookie fortune iron?
I keep waiting for one of these fortune cookies to contain a hit of acid that has printed on it, "Live your fortune"
Well considering there are 7 billion humans on Earth that's not very good news. That means there are another 7,000 replicas of you out there somewhere!
The chances of the fortune being different is one in a million. I think that's what they meant
Must have been a typo; should have said "one OF a million" instead.