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Subreddit Of The Month [February 2018]: /r/grandpajoehate. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Let's have a break.
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just some casual NYC Subway reading..
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I was molded by the boop
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Her reaction to the fresh grass growing in the park.
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Mine. Mine. Mine.
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My son bought me this shirt for my birthday, if it wasn't for him, I'd only get crap every year.
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This kid is going places.
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Underwear thinks this is a good idea, but cereal doesn't?
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Life can be unfair sometimes...
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No, wait, watch how awesome I am too.
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Pretty honest marketing
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She will literally rest her head on anything
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I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table.
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Ancient Japanese wisdom had me figured out from the start
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He saw his chance and took it ruthlessly
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Physics 101
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I wouldn't know how to react either.
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Who wore it best? 2018 edition
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Why are we ignoring the fact that Disney nailed it, like 20yrs ago?
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Eyes on the road, kid.
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Why would anyone play this game...
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Music so good u have to comb your hair before dancing
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Meanwhile in Toronto...
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A bit late sir but still funny
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My college doesn't want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
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True
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So my professor got the flu...
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What a present
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What was that?
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Is this what happens when the cameraman forgets to say ‘smile!’? I just received this charming flyer for a local restaurant.
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Who the hell designed these and why?
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Secret pawshake
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Priorities
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NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING..... im not full auto.... This is
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New hat, very fashion
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If this isn't the truth.
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Smashing some myths about drugs
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If I fits...
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Good for him!
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Fabulous
218 Easytype I think that pretty much confirms it.
136 Fourzerotwo2 That means you're 2 in a 2 million
34 liarandathief Even one in a million means there are 8000 others.
17 AluminumKnuckles It never said the fortune is one in a million, only you.
15 MLieBennett Just got to collect the other 999,998 other fortune cookies with the exact same message. Still... What a horrible fortune cookie message to get even once. You could put almost anything at the end to that one. Good or bad. "You are one in a million"... Who thought that was actually chicken.
6 MelloDeath You are one in a million
12 KeMiGle If probability and statistics class taught me anything, it's that the odds of this are one in one trillion.
5 fulendulop But really you're one in 7.442 billion
4 blackdragonsbreath It's no less true just because you're told more than once.
6 god_sidge You're still two in seven thousand though!
2 A40 Don't worry. Be happy.
2 Ninjanautsi Not sure if confirms doubts or proves otherwise...
2 badgeringthewitness Even people who are one in a million need to be reminded of this from time to time.
2 Newbiebutcool The fortune is basically saying that there are one million little papers with that same fortune. 999,998 more to go.
2 Tylerds68 There are about 7.4 billion people on earth. so being one in a million means there are 7,400 people just like you, you basic bitch.
2 CatpainLeghatsenia Now open the next one and if it says "Dude, stop it and believe it already" you should start getting worried
2 Oncey My fortunes are usually scrunched up from being in a cookie for a while. Is there a special fortune cookie fortune iron?
2 SlobBarker one in 500,000 is still pretty good
1 MiMoJaMo I keep waiting for one of these fortune cookies to contain a hit of acid that has printed on it, "Live your fortune"
1 TrueFakeFacts ... in bed.
1 cilurnum r/nevertellmetheodds
1 EddieMcDowall Well considering there are 7 billion humans on Earth that's not very good news. That means there are another 7,000 replicas of you out there somewhere!
1 bblewan The chances of the fortune being different is one in a million. I think that's what they meant
1 Hectate Must have been a typo; should have said "one OF a million" instead.