Score
Title
10283
Finally redone correctly.
73887
I knew something seemed off
4658
Found out who the local drug dealer is...
3413
Apparently I'm late for an important meeting with my cat
12823
Got a new t-shirt yesterday.
10112
After a 12 inch snowstorm someone sculpted a car in the snow.
1546
First day of College, I think I like this class.
5584
Local donut place making light of our nation's current trend
2289
Just a simple spell
1938
civil engineer who always wanted to be a network engineer
1401
Me on Valentine's day
8962
Our teacher was struggling to find where her pdf is every time. So we made this.
2151
An attempt was made
2295
To Cool For Cat School
627
Broken Hart
2858
Just keep walking son. Don't make eye contact
1059
Love these animals
1588
Beware of Doggos!!
2990
"Can I just once..."
1829
Texas is HUGE!
651
This kid forgets he has legs
1545
Forget about tide pods , cotton candy is the new thing ! ( it’s free )
12981
Do not go gentle into that good night
233
1 Man 1 Treadmill
510
My friend tried to take a picture of her ice cream
491
What....what year is it?
1569
Loading 95%
964
Girl attempts a blowjob
436
Finland, the land of social anxiety
1493
Take your kid to work day
170
Hey, you have some di-mpph.
155
Funny funny
86
It snowed today in South Carolina. My Papa made a snowman!
85
This meat tray looks like a image of space
493
They asked us to send a picture OF our desired ice cream cake, what we got was the picture ON a cake. My daughter's birthday has gone meta.
87
Great. I'm gonna be here all day.
133
Cat.exe has stopped working.
451
Designated Doggo
1294
When you visit a pet adoption centre
11220
Oh Texas...
381 river_seal My mother in law has about 10 spider plants in her house... because her cats like them. I don't think she knows they're hallucinogens for cats.
134 classof78 Hey Buzzkill, give me back that plant!
162 NoAstronomer Thing is with cats, when you put something 'out of reach' they see it as a personal challenge.
335 MagicNipple On the subject of plants, be super creful what you bring into the house. We didn't know that lilies are deadly to cats if they eat the leaves or drink the water; our little man, Kaja the Googs, got into one we had in the house earlier this year. Had to have him euthanized a couple of days later. Worst experience of my life; little man was only a year and a half old. Sorry to Debbie Downer and all, just like to prevent anyone else from getting a broken heart because of a lack of knowledge.
91 Romanopapa You want your shower curtain destroyed? Because that's how you get your shower curtain destroyed.
83 TheDandy9 You let that cat make it’s own choices!
25 agelaiusphoeniceus I have 2 cats and about 10 spider plants in the house and the cats dgaf about the spider plants.
62 hiddenfinger Your toilet paper is on wrong you heathen
10 FoxyGrampa “Day 614: Human has discovered the portal”
7 Phreakophil *Target acquired*
6 eye_spi Might think about putting out some wheat grass to munch on. It's not hallucinogenic, but cats usually enjoy it anyway.
6 whatthefrelll Thanks for being a narc, my cat is going to be pissed when I move his spider plant out of reach.
12 Pedropeller Why move it? Does it prevent the cat from meeting his obligations? Does it mean he can't drive unimpaired to the store to get your smokes? Does render him ineligible for professional sports? Why?