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Subreddit Of The Month [November 2017]: /r/goodfaketexts. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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Incredible Black Friday madness
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Nice job Verizon!
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"You think I'm gonna fall for your stupid games? Hahah!"
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Momma I get good marks
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An inconspicuous thief gets away with the cash
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Saw this driving
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Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?
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Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.
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My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:
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The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.
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The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.
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But it was such a good movie.
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This suck, military version.
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Playground Insults
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This guy gets it
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It's true!
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my baby treats me so good
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My grandpa called me over to install his favorite game on his new laptop. Sorry Pops.
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Parenting Idea
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Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.
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My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book.
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Don't mind us we're just passing by.
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Korg doesn't have enough pamphlets
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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why you shouldn't anthropomorphize your food
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Scary differences.
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“A man’s bookcase will tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about him.”
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I’m in Baltimore
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Last year my brother had to work on Thanksgiving. He asked me to save him a little bit of everything
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Just an early christmas present
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Most honest verizon rep ever?
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Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.
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There are Ants in my Ant's Pants
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When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...
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A magical fart
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Shock & Awe
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Sup
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Legs are awful.
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Important questions deserve detailed answers...
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This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times
467 RamsesThePigeon I like the one [about the violin](http://i.imgur.com/MX9qfGI.png). (These are all from [The Toast](http://the-toast.net/series/two-monks-inventing-things/).)
239 Chaosgodsrneat Monk 1: So when a dog and bird are making out Monk 2: Right Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks OP, I needed that 👍
127 michealikruhara0110 I read something about this once, specifically about snails appearing in these paintings. The most common theory is that they were a joke on the Lombards, a Germanic tribe who during this time period after being defeated by Charlemagne were widely distributed and primarily worked as merchants, pawn brokers, and bankers. This caused them to be perceived as greedy, or "slimy", and because they were everywhere they had no home of their own and traveled alot they were mocked as Snails. From there snails may have become an allegory for greed and sin in general, and also a parody of those things as well, or a parody of the crawl of time, or even a parody of a foolish Knight fighting an "armored opponent". This was common knowledge at the time, and so nobody thought to write it down because it was universally understood until the times moved on and the joke became abandoned and was forgotten. So basically what I'm saying is that these monks illustrations were ancient memes.
94 T2112 I am so glad all my random drawing are not going to be mocked years later.
87 Halfbredditor It's incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.
65 DolanTheRed I feel like if you don't read this in Cleese/Idle voices, you're not doing it right.
69 I_am_Kim_Jong_Hunngh Moral of the story: symbolism is indistinguishable from silliness.
16 number_six It's incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
14 Little_Tin_Goddess Does anyone know the actual context of the drawings? Fire horse and bed bird intrigue me and I *really* wanna know what they were supposed to mean.
19 op4arcticfox Im sitting here laughing like an idiot in the middle of the night. Im sure if my roommates came in, they'd only have even more questions after I tried explaining why I'm laughing so obnoxiously loud.
16 subtiv This is golden. I can't recall laughing so loud at smth I've seen online. Everyone at the subway is looking at me like I'm some kind of madman. Thank you.
7 ciaranciaranciaran I fucking love Mallory Ortberg
7 Rebellious_Rhino *This* I love it.
6 chalima I laughed until I cried
11 WildBillOverbeck This is my new favorite thing, coming up with a backstory for whatever is in an illustration. It helps that monks could be presumably isolated from civilization, trying to remember how things were.
4 currentlydaydreaming I love how supportive monk 2 is to monk 1. I bet they are great friends.
4 SkyPork I feel like I've seen these before, but damn they're still hilarious.
4 dankmeister64 Pic #7 is only partially right. Dairy cows are the only species of cow that has to put wheels on their boats. All other types of cows are actually quite good sailors contrary to popular belief.