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Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
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My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.
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The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines
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Hello!
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Nice Job!
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Someone left their phone in a Little Caesar's and found this on their iCloud
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American problems...
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Slinkies make the best anti-squirrel security devices
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the good old times
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This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.
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Well shit.
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Perfect execution.
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Super punch
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Little girl, big coat
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Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.
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My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.
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Concentrate on a different person every loop
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It's not just any biscuit....
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Cremated
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Tinder date triangle
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Godammit
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Smarties
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Strength in numbers?
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dog.exe has encountered stairs
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"Moved house, dog has never seen stairs before"
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Karl Pilkington
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A gentle reminder that you are disposable
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And I wasn't even drunk yet
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hello yes hi, I am borns now
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I'm a traditional guy. I'll do it my way.
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Turning white girl problems into solutions.
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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview
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Engineers and spellings...
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Spoiled Intimate Moment
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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This accident is brought to you by...
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Adulting Level: Pro
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Instructions on box were not clear
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Instructions Were Unclear
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Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp celebrate National Cheeseburger Day
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Something doesn't add up ...
211 HighOnGoofballs Isn't it harder to ride on grass? I mean the fall is softer, but the riding isn't.
266 gtfan1718 He looks old enough to have learned how to ride a bike already
50 bigbadbenben44 'Once you master this great outdoor activity, I'll buy you an Xbox. So you never go outside again.'
21 Autistic-Ken-M He knows how to ride everyone he's just waiting to ride perfectly on November 7th for some reason
85 JakesInSpace When I was a kid, we didn't get a several hundred dollar toy for learning. We got a bike and the ability to ride it.
27 Isaacvithurston lol jeez when I was a kid the bike was the gift.
10 49MF51SOB Hope he has the money ready, most kids learn this pretty quick.
8 Xilcon13 Huh, my parents did the same thing to me with an N64.
9 DoxBox On the one hand: Cmon, I learned that shit when I was a toddler, no training wheels, no grass. On the other hand: At 30, a week ago I fell off my bike and seriously injured myself.
6 Myolor Did your father in law say "two wheeler" or bike?.. Someone get this kid a scooter and then he's got an Xbox!
8 picknmixme 2 cents from an ex-cycling-proficiency instructor: take the pedals off, lower the seat, and have him scoot - like he would on a balance bike. He'll learn to balance, steer, and brake. Once you add pedals again, he'll find it much easier.
4 ThatDorkyGuy Plot twist...he meant the original Xbox.
5 life_uhh_finds_a_way I wish this was my job.. clear, attainable goal with glorious reward
3 enixthephoenix "Dang son, that's a nice bike! What is that? A huffy?" -Reese Bobby