Little dude was more mature than I would have been at his age. His pants stayed on.
I expected him to yell "fuck her right in the pussy" based off of past experiences
I hate that dance.
I don't even know why! Reddit, I tell you this as an honest man, I don't have any clue why that dance rankles me so deeply. But it does. Every time I see it, I am shaken to my core.
Dear god, this is the new dab isn't it