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Title
39698
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
97353
How my son shovels
13726
Batman throwing confetti...
8091
Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.
4220
Star Trek did it first.
2943
“Why’s the living room always messy?”
1154
'Merica!
1888
Oh no, I’m under attack.
1648
Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?
4090
Whoops...
656
Zero fucks were given that day
183238
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
4322
Cat squees over pup
28560
Girl brings Wii controller to a party and people think it’s a vape.
507
This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.
2002
Women are in trouble in 2018
503
Read it and weep
206
Accountant Needed
1255
Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.
443
Best Uber Ever
2804
Then you realize she still needs a little time...
352
IT'S A TRAP
1369
Why did you leave me with these, these things?
123
Family dinner
2120
Birth of a Supervillian
1116
While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.
75
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
168
My biggest fears in life
770
Greatest faint tactic of Football
506
You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.
182
Amazon Reviewer recommends shade
72507
An invisible obstacle
846
Oh no, me gold!
266
Disturbing Squidward Cosplay
202
My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.
123
Best hulk cosplay ever
174
This show was gold
127
My boss invited me to a meeting after I had had a couple of drinks at happy hour. This was my response. I don't know why I didn't just hit accept and not say anything. I'm curious as to what he will say to me tomorrow.
309
Are you ok?
1695
Shitstorm in the Netherlands
1538 thrillerjesus I love that you can tell from the way he asks the question that he doesn't know as much as he thinks he does. Like, he clearly thinks they've only had sex three times, ever.
1057 sassysaltysecretary At first I thought she was going to say the were getting a divorce. Whats wrong with me.
2055 RemixOnAWhim That sigh from Dad at the end, he's wondering when they had sex too :S
284 plaguefish I love that dubious side-eye at the little brother right after, "You're having *another* baby?"
96 nobody_likes_soda That awkward laugh.   *"Haha ahhh...haha"*
166 imcoolbutnotreally That turned around quick
184 Pyronax Love the moms laugh, sounds like the brain had to pause and mull that one over
40 Zumvault I choose to believe he asked that because his sole purpose since his younger brother was born was to prevent exactly this from happening.
65 RyanPelley He sounds genuinely interested with the question. Kids are the best.
142 lizzardx An other baby?
63 judgehood Kids these days are ahead of the game.
29 thecodemaker Are you having another baby?. Are you mental?
51 boofire Every time you go to bed ~Mommy