My parents would have lost their shit laughing at that. That's awesome. Props.
Had this kid in my class named Benjamin. Started calling himself BJ when it was cool to shorten your name ie MJ TJ CJ etc. So we all played along. 4 years later he started asking to be called Benjamin again. 😂
My ex-wife and I were beginning the process to try to artificially conceive, so I went to the urologist to see if I have what’s called “retrograde ejaculation,” where the semen goes into the bladder rather than out.
So I had to go into the bathroom, whack off, then pee into a cup immediately so they could test it to see if there was any sperm.
I did this, then went into my exam room to wait for the doc.
The medical technician comes in to take my vitals, so did the pulse check, the blood pressure check...got a concerned look, and did them both again.
She said, “Wow, your heart rate is really elevated, and your blood pressure is high.”
I had to pause for a moment to think about how to phrase it, so I ended up just saying, “You know why I’m in here today, right?”
She was slightly embarrassed after I explained why my vitals were askew.
I really hope he was loudly pissing himself laughing while everyone else was mortified, that's the way a good dinner joke should be!
Hes got the dad jokes ready and waiting lol
I'm just going through the thread for your responses to get more of his jokes. This guy is a genius
This is the most genuinely funny thing I've seen in /r/funny in a very long time. Thanks for posting it.
Sounds like your husband has a normal sense of humour.
Your husband is hilarious. Your parents... Less so.
Well, you didn't get it but your mom made the joke here. I bet after saying it means "Son of my right hand" she was like