A chicken turned me in for murder before.
The murder of *another chicken*
Once murdered people out in the middle of nowhere. I had killed everyone (only about 4 people) and was still wondering why I had a bounty. I saw a horse running away and I thought to myself “No way the horse is a witness.” Best believe I chased that fucker down and sure as shit once I killed it the bounty was gone.
Edit: Realized I didn’t put title of game. It was Skyrim and it was a traveling noble person who had jewels on him.
Even when the whole town is dead from vampire attacks they still know that slab of beef in your pack isn't really yours!
The horses of Elder Scrolls have intransigent honor, a strict moral discipline, and a direct psychic connection to every guard in town.
However, they are also prone to death by 60° slope.
The horse is just trying to be a good citizen and make sure the poor lost khajiit finds its way back to its natural habitat, prison.
The long face hides his disdain for thievery.
You really check out her website.
She makes some of the absolute best facial expressions in her comics.
Just like that episode of Black Mirror, "Crocodile."