2004 was not the year to walk into a tattoo studio with no ideas
I didn't think the day would come where I would see Mario's nipples.
Peach pressured mario into leaving the italian mafia.
I'd rather see if Peach got a tramp stamp around then or not...
Everyone eventually regrets getting their tribal tattoo. Even Mario.
I'm more concerned about the lack of body hair. Mario must be the least hairiest Italian in existence.
Mario has many lives...like clones, this would explain why he never ages also.
I still *have* that awful tribal GBASP. Eww.
Guess 2004 tribals are no longer consider cool as a Tattoo, maybe they should put a 3D wire-framed mushroom, and a Bowser shape dream catcher, will make more sense since the mustache will fit on the hole hipster trend we unfortunately have to witness nowadays, man 2027 will be a sore year to remember all those samurai hairdos, and all those shitty trend tattoos.
For some reason I imagine Mario would wear an old-tyme-y swimsuit. Waluigi definitely would, WITH a swimmer's cap.