I’d like to order a large pizza that hasn’t been under your crotch.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but competition pizza tossing uses a different style of dough than you would typical make a pizza with when doing tricks like this.
Hey Tom Cruise, yeah............... could you just make my fucking pizza please? I'm hungry.
"I'll have a 12" margarita with extra arm hair please"
YOU WANTA YOUR PIZZA TO NOTTA TOUCH MY BAWDY!?
“I said bacon and pineapple! Not shirt lint and arm hair!”
The amount of people who got floor pizzas while he practiced this...
MMMMM all that lint and neck hair, thats a spicy meatball.
You should see him toss a salad
Guy in the back is me when I'm waiting for people to finish taking a picture before I walk in front of them.
I try to stretch dough gently, with my hands, and I end up putting holes in it.
That doesn't look appetizing.
I'd just like some damn pizza pls.