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Title
755
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960
Introducing Reddit's Video-to-GIF Mechanic
38883
Snake going to bed
131218
Rottweiler is not a fan of vegetables.
2126
Beer pong taken to another level
5754
Air Bud hits the BMX trail
12416
Attempting To Run To Home Plate
789
Friends in high places
4933
Having fun at work
12026
How to look like a kid from behind
468
neat illusion
63435
This majestic underwater animal
408
Best Friends "Forever"
12836
Hungry hungry fishies
107
Dogs will seriously do their best to help you with anything
282
I see you
95
I don't want to dance, but my body remembers it.
130
It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this. It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
735
Gal Gadot kissing Kate McKinnon on SNL
5618
Magnus Effect RC Plane
42
The baby's mother help him have a bath.
120
Sen. Tammy Duckworth, with her 10 day old baby girl, casts historic vote on Senate floor
31
A Fishy Outfit
59034
Ruptured gas line causes home to explode
343
Lifted moonwalk by cheerdancers
30
Watch your step
54
Gnarly [xpost]
83
After taking a ball to the face, little Timmy lost his will to live
84
Little girl is definitely skilled with a b?
49
Bear running through neighborhood
132
I get knocked down, but I get up again...
75
Cow has smoooth moves
78
This potato chip has a pocket of oil stuck inside of it
24259
I’m going to get in on this ice breaking thing!
24
Grumpy hedgehog
26
Conan skit gone wrong
24
Tail Zoomies
83
Dog shows BMXers how it's done
21
begging gone wrong
27
get up, you're not hurt
18
When he wants all your love ??
2682
Guy takes a picture of himself every day for 8 years
1269 ravennoir Fun fact, koalas spend alot of time sleeping because the leaves they eat basically make them drunk
257 Unown64 I will never forget how Zefrank1 [taught me](https://youtu.be/gNqQL-1gZF8) they are dumb as rocks.
200 FishyBricky I’m convinced this is a stuffed animal.
184 Tonkotsufan Naw. Chlamydia.
72 guytreves Imagine being a koala. Sleep, wake up, eat some leaves, sleep.
68 Self-Aware_Bacterium I was expecting it to wake up and lash out with its claws... Glad there was no victim this time.
456 LookLikeAWitcher Obligatory Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
13 pumpedupkicks35 That thing would claw your eyes out if it wasn’t so lazy
13 hivemonkey You better go boil that hand after touching that diseased shitbag.