Imagine the peaceful sleep of opting for a park bench rather than on the edge of an ice sheet where fucking killer whales are trying to tip you off so they can eat you...
Aren't all seals homeless
Was this on Santa Cruz?? I think I have seen this seal!!!
Nah he just stayed out too late at the .....club.....
When are these politicians going to do something about the homeless seal population?
Might not be homeless. Might be just drunk.
This is a sea lion, there is no way a seal could climb up onto a bench.
I was so excited at the title.
You want to impress me? Show me a seal homeowner.
The dude in the rainbow bathing suit standing in the background is a guaranteed former fat guy, judging by the power held in those calves. Hard to get meaty legs like that and maintain little arms like he has without packing more than 275 onto that frame.