Wow that's really unsafe. The gator isn't wearing a life jacket.
See You later, alligator
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Motherfucker I told you we ain’t got no more K2 so FUCK OFF.
What was shirtless Florida Man doing?
I don't know why but I think the gator's kind of cute here. Like a dog looking for a snack. Wish he got one.
So...what are you supposed to do in this scenario?
I'd be tempted to poke it into the water with a pole. Or push whoever was near me onto the ground so i could move to the back of the boat
"Here we have Tyson Picklepuncher fighting off his arch nemesis, the American Alligator."
"The American Alligator is a hybrid beast, and is classified as the last living dinosaur in the world!"
"Right you are Ken"
They shouldn't have dragged it onto the boat in the first place.