Oh, so "V" stands for voltage.
If you are feeling bad about being alone on St. Valentines Day, just remember nobody loves you the other days of the year, either.
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I know this is a joke, but if anyone out there is suffering from a broken toaster, call 1-800-553-4555 for the toaster troubleshooting hotline
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning.
Damn this GFCI outlet. Make sure your run an extension cord from the living room.
My love life was getting so bland, there are only so many ways I can make love with my hand. Sometimes it makes me want to laugh. Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath